Top 1200 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes & Sayings

I think that's the fascinating thing that exists now. This contrasts with a celebrity art and celebrity music culture.

What's a celebrity anyway? Paris Hilton's a celebrity. I'm just a working actor.

If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.

My pastor said, Just because you were a celebrity doesn't mean you're supposed to be a celebrity now.

Celebrity or no celebrity, I think a lot of females deal with the fear of being abducted.

I think our culture has gotten so skewed. People assume that because you're an actor you want to write a book to exploit your celebrity, but my celebrity is only a byproduct of me making movies. I have no intention of being a celebrity.

You know, I never really thought of myself as a 'celebrity.' One of the titles that I like least is 'celebrity chef.'

The core community is passionate about quality and getting it right. If you want to read some good criticisms of Wikipedia, probably the best place to go is to the Wikipedia article called 'criticisms of Wikipedia'... It was either the dumbest thing or the smartest thing I ever did. The dumbest thing for the obvious reasons, but the smartest thing because I don't think it could have had nearly as much impact as it has. One of the key things that inspired people to put a lot into it (was the charity aspect).

I hate the word celebrity. I'm not a celebrity, I'm an actor.

People say I'm a celebrity chef, and I am on telly a lot but that's because I judge contests. Perhaps I'm more of a celebrity eater than a cook.

You don't know when you're being watched. That's one of the weird things about celebrity. It's my least favorite part of acting, celebrity.

When I did 'Esquire,' I did a lot of celebrity covers, but the celebrity cover was Hubert Humphrey as a dummy, sitting on Lyndon Johnson's lap and aping his feelings about the war. I did celebrity covers that made a difference in what was going on in American culture.

What is the difference between a celebrity and a not so celebrity? It's probably just one film.

It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursuing that, you're an idiot. You're a moron. The shortest distance between two points is not a celebrity, or being next to a celebrity.

I'm not a celebrity. I don't call myself a celebrity. I'm an actor.

When you say you are a gamer and you are a celebrity or a former celebrity there's a grain of salt that everybody takes that with.

There is no celebrity quite as powerful as the local, homegrown celebrity.

The idea of the celebrity politician is nothing new, and depending on one's perspective, either President Obama or Sarah Palin are the country's first celebrity politicians.

I think of myself as a musician and not a celebrity. Celebrity status is something you have to deliberately pursue - I couldn't imagine myself seeking that.

The rules of Canadian engagement say that if we encounter a celebrity, we have to pretend we're not encountering a celebrity.

And people say it all the time: 'You're a celebrity.' No, I'm an actor. I'm a producer. I'm a director. I'm a toad. I'm roadkill. I'm anything but a celebrity.

People think I'm a celebrity. I'm not a celebrity.

People don't like it when you make fun of a celebrity. When you make fun of a celebrity, you'll hear from really loyal fans of that celebrity.

Coming to LA and working with brands connected with celebrity was a very different experience. I thought it was interesting to work with someone like Justin Timberlake and to work with the phenomenon of celebrity in the U.S., and also to take on the challenge of taking a celebrity brand and adding credibility to it.

I think celebrity has become almost normalized. I feel like we all live our lives in a pale imitation of celebrity. With Facebook, we choose a photo that is not too good a photo - we're more arch than that. We're our own celebrity publicists. We understand it so innately.

To me, there are two types of celebrity: there's good celebrity - people that are attracted to the food and working and trying to create something great - and then there's bad celebrity - those who are working on being a celebrity.

My celebrity has held steady since the day I began acting. I don't view it as celebrity. I'm just a worker.

I'm drawing the gossip surrounding the celebrity, or the image the celebrity tries to push on us.

I don't feel like a celebrity. Poetry justifies celebrity. It's good to have respect for a poet.

The downside to celebrity is when you make it a 24 hour thing. I think celebrity is about turning it on and turning it off.

I don't consider myself to be a celebrity. If anything I'm a minor celebrity or a TV star or whatever.

a celebrity is someone who no longer does the things that made him a celebrity.

I think we all recognize that one of the problems in American culture is that increasingly, there's no middle ground. That either you're a celebrity writer or a celebrity poet, or else you're nothing.

I got offered loads of reality shows, including 'I'm A Celebrity' and 'Celebrity Big Brother.'

Celebrity is a word I take great umbrage with. I'm actively anti-celebrity.

If you behave like a celebrity, then people will treat you like a celebrity, and if you don't, they won't. There's not much to write about me in the tabloids.

Celebrity is death - celebrity - that's the worst thing that can happen to an actor.

As a celebrity, you get a certain number of free passes. You're actually in a better position if you're a celebrity because people care.

The hero was distinguished by his achievement; the celebrity by his image or trademark. The hero created himself; the celebrity is created by the media. The hero was a big man; the celebrity is a big name.

Like, if you are a celebrity, then anyone will let you be in a film or on a TV show, and if you're an actor, chances are if you are successful, you are becoming a celebrity.

I'm kind of ashamed to be a celebrity. I don't understand wanting to read about other people's dirty laundry. I think celebrity is the biggest red herring society has ever pulled on itself.

A lot of people call me a celebrity chef, but I don't think that I'm a celebrity. So I want to stay keeping just a chef. That's more comfortable.

God is the celebrity author of the world's best seller. We have made god into the biggest celebrity of all, to contain our own emptiness.

With the rise of the reality show, everyone thinks they can be a celebrity, or that it would be a positive to be a celebrity, or that everyone who's in the news is a celebrity, and I think that there are a lot of people who don't choose to be on the front page, and yet they're still there.

The ratio of celebrity divorces is probably about the same as non-celebrity divorces; it's just that the non-celebrity divorces don't get a lot of public scrutiny, normally.

Being a celebrity doesn't even seem to keep the fleas off our dogs — and if being a celebrity won't give me an advantage over a couple of fleas, then I guess there can't be much in being a celebrity after all.

Buy tabloids. Celebrity gossip is engrossing. Celebrity cellulite can make you forget turbulence.

Obviously, as with any business, a celebrity can only add so much to a brand's image or vision. So the product must be in keeping with the celebrity's talents.

Actors have become much more savvy about the nature of television celebrity these days. We were not. The kind of celebrity culture that exists now didn't exist in the 1980s.

A celebrity can gain attention in our otherwise busy lives. And celebrity sells.

I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived.

I don't know what the other celebrity's lives are like but I lead a true celebrity life. I get pampered. I'm always alone.

This celebrity thing has been interesting. It's hard to get used to, because I don't see myself as a celebrity.

Fame is a fickle friend, Harry. Celebrity is as celebrity does. Remember that.

You're only as good as your dumbest competitor.

On Twitter, Donald Trump has called me a "poor journalist, stupid, a very dumb guy, the dumbest political commentator on television, and the dumbest man on TV."

Celebrity poverty, that's the hidden scandal in Blair's Britain. You can't help but worry for them. A girl I knew developed X-ray eyes for celebrity sorrows. She taught me to read the subtext of the down-market celebrity interview, she knew all the Hollywood codes, and followed the deep backgrounds.

There are still people, obviously, who are stopping you and want a selfie because they need to justify their own lives by being in close proximity to a celebrity... but those are minor with me. I'm not a major celebrity.

My being some kind of celebrity - not a real celebrity, isn't a welcome part of the job.

I'm a micro-celebrity, about as small a celebrity as you can be.