Top 1200 Fake News Quotes & Sayings - Page 19

Fake is, like, the worst word you could possibly use to describe anything, you know?

Growing up in a sports household where my dad was a coach, I never had to fake my knowledge.

I know how to fake someone out, if they break into my house, into thinking there are other people there.

The big contracts go to the girls who are healthy - they need to have a sparkle in their eyes and you can't fake that if you're unhealthy.

The Wham! thing was, as I said, very confusing, and much of our image was totally fake.

Watching violence in movies or in TV programs stimulates the spectators to imitate what they see much more than if seen live or on TV news. In movies, violence is filmed with perfect illumination, spectacular scenery, and in slow motion, making it even romantic. However, in the news, the public has a much better perception of how horrible violence can be, and it is used with objectives that do not exist in the movies.

Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity.

As for the fake teeth, they're officially retired. I haven't really found a need or want to wear them.

RevitaLash. Beyond obsessed. We don't use fake lashes anymore for me at work... they are SO long!

We have what we call 'fake left' politicians, like Ed Miliband and those who went before him.

I'm a teen boy, so I like seeing blood and guts. I know it's fake, but I'm having fun.

We have Al Jazeera Arabic news, Al Jazeera English news, of course; we have three sports channels, and we have Al Jazeera Mubasher, which is a live channel that broadcasts live press conferences and symposiums and meetings. And, of course, we have Al Jazeera commentary in Arabic.

On the ostensible exactitude of certain branches of human knowledge, including mathematics. The exactness is a fake.

A town is a thing like a colonial animal. A town has a nervous system and a head and shoulders and feet. A town is a thing separate from all other towns alike. And a town has a whole emotion. How news travels through a town is a mystery not easily to be solved. News seems to move faster than small boys can scramble and dart to tell it, faster than women can call it over the fences.

I would not complain very much if I didn't feel well. I'd fake it on the court, not show that side of it.

It worried me when Britney snogged Madonna. It looked a bit fake. It screamed 'We're in this for the money'.

If God had wanted women to have giant, fake boobs he'd be a lot like my brother.

Well, I can fake my way around some things, but I don't think I would be good at betting.

I hopes the candidate [Donald Trump] is given fake intelligence briefings ... because you can't trust him.

I was exhausted from fake partying. I was like, "I just danced for nine hours. Goodnight, ladies!"

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance.

I've never done a fake injury or something like that. If I look tired, in pain, it's because this is true.

...these things become the norm: that some homeless people die of cold on the streets is not news. In contrast, a ten point drop on the stock markets of some cities, is a tragedy. A person dying is not news, but if the stock markets drop ten points it is a tragedy! Thus people are disposed of, as if they were trash.

An unspeakable tragedy, confirmed to us by ABC News in New York City: John Lennon, outside of his apartment building on the West Side of New York City, the most famous, perhaps, of all the Beatles, shot twice in the back, rushed to Roosevelt Hospital, dead on arrival. Hard to go back to the game after that news flash, which in duty bound, we have to take.

I got into one of the schools I applied to because of the essay I wrote about Holly Hunter's character in 'Broadcast News.' She's the only female producer on this news network, and she's really good at her job, but she allots time in her day to just sit at her desk and cry. And then she's just back to work. I find that really effective.

The good news about entrepreneurship is that your fate is in your hands. The bad news is that your fate is in your hands!

Some people get fake boobs, but whatever. You can make your own decisions.

Honesty is the best policy, I think - there's no point trying to be fake, and that's one thing I never have been.

Fake eyelashes are a great way to step up your look to the next level.

It was a big deal to me to play characters and feel things and connect to somebody in a fake world.

I think Hollywood has this reputation of being fake, but there is real people, and you can choose and try and see.

I don't like those artificial air fresheners. They just smell so fake. It's too much.

In painting as in prose, a good eye is not enough to tell you whether what you see is real or fake.

In show business the key word is honesty. Once you've learned to fake that, the rest is easy.

If I was just trying to imitate an American or English singer, it would sound fake. I'm sure of it.

Most important to any fake story is a plausible, realistic edge with a satirical twist that is topical.

People see me with sparkles and fake tan but nobody knows what I am like!

If you're a humble person, and you walk in, and you start talking, people are going to be able to tell. You can't fake it.

Frozen bananas pureed in the food processor make a great fake ice cream.

It worried me when Britney snogged Madonna. It looked a bit fake. It screamed 'We're in this for the money.

I think the press has an interest in communicating to its viewers or readers, and their viewers or readers drive profit for those news organizations, so I think those news organizations have a certain bias toward their own readers. Yeah, I think they are a special interest. Of course they are.

My fake Japanese was smooth enough to earn me the title of 'The Emperor of Pleasing Graciousness' in that country.

The futility of everything that comes to us from the media is the inescapable consequence of the absolute inability of that particular stage to remain silent. Music, commercial breaks, news flashes, adverts, news broadcasts, movies, presenters—there is no alternative but to fill the screen; otherwise there would be an irremediable void.... That’s why the slightest technical hitch, the slightest slip on the part of the presenter becomes so exciting, for it reveals the depth of the emptiness squinting out at us through this little window.

So we go, so little knowing what we touch and what touches us as we talk! We drop out a common piece of news, "Mr. So-and-so is dead, Miss Such-a-one is married, such a ship has sailed," and lo, on our right hand or on our left, some heart has sunk under the news silently - gone down in the great ocean of Fate, without even a bubble rising to tell its drowning pang. And this - God help us! - is what we call living!

A democracy survives when its citizens have access to trustworthy and impartial sources of information, when it can discern lies from truth. Take this away and a democracy dies. The fusion of news and entertainment, the rise of a class of celebrity journalists on television who define reporting by their access to the famous and the powerful, the retreat by many readers into the ideological ghettos of the Internet and the ruthless drive by corporations to destroy the traditional news business are leaving us deaf, dumb and blind.

There are times when you see the news, and you go, "How the hell am I meant to do anything tonight?" I'm not good at compartmentalizing myself and not being affected by the world around me, so it was very difficult for me when atrocious news stories would pop up. And I would think, "How the hell am I supposed to talk to the skeleton about the horse tonight?"

Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.

I almost wish we would've filmed a whole fake tampon commercial around ["I'm With Her"].

There was no news in the Dan Rather piece. They didn't say [to Bush]: "We found a piece of paper that was overlooked in the 300,000 pieces of paper that were covered in the Iran-Contra hearings, and we have a piece of news we'd like to ask you about." CBS decided to create a media event and cover it in its own fashion. This was unprecedented in American history. CBS cancelled two-thirds of the newscast... to get a guy and take him out.

I don't take modern hip-hop as real. It's entertaining, it's fake, like James Bond.

Another effect of news articles is that the events, however frightening, can thus be consigned to the box of things that happen to other people, not us, and that we are doing things to bring them under control. This is the diet we're fed all the time, so we acculturate to it. And news must, in turn, follow the form to which we - our bodies - are accustomed: describe the event, incite the fear, then say how it's being addressed, how the herd's alpha males are dealing with it.

There's a difference between fake hustle for show and being someone who tries hard to win.

People really give you a hard time when you wear fake glasses out to a bar.

If you haven't got it. Fake it! Too short? Wear big high heels, but do practice walking!

Science is the only news. When you scan a news portal or magazine, all the human interest stuff is the same old he-said-she-said, the politics and economics the same cyclical dramas, the fashions a pathetic illusion of newness; even the technology is predictable if you know the science behind it. Human nature doesn't change much; science does, and the change accrues, altering the world irreversibly

I've been on MSNBC and CNN and Fox News. Not just Fox News, not just CNN.

I have nobody. I have surrounded myself with people who are fake just because I need to talk to somebody.

Why do Britons keep stabbing each other in August? Why do seaside hotels burn down in August? Why do children disappear in August, examinations get easier and Heathrow become the world's worst airport? The answer lies not in reality but in appearance. News editors abhor a vacuum. Half an hour of airtime and 10 pages of news must be filled each day, whatever the weather.

I used to live in a gap jumper, tracksuit bottoms and a fake flower in my hair. Shocking.

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.