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Last updated on December 19, 2024.
I guess it's a good thing to do, but people go for 1,000 yards every year, so it's not really a big thing.
It is a happy thing for us that this is really all we have to concern ourselves about--what to do next. No man can do the second thing. He can do the first.
Smart drafting is a wonderful thing. A smart free-agent signing is a wonderful thing. Smart trades are a wonderful thing, and that's a function of management. — © David Stern
Smart drafting is a wonderful thing. A smart free-agent signing is a wonderful thing. Smart trades are a wonderful thing, and that's a function of management.
Salah is the first thing we will be asked about on the Day of Judgment, and yet it is the last thing that is on our mind.
I'd watch my parents work and think, 'Yeah, I'm going to do that.' It wasn't even a thing. It's the only thing I know how to do.
Empowering women isn’t just the right thing to do - it’s the smart thing to do.
The best thing about this country is the difference in all of us. We all come from different backgrounds. It's a really beautiful thing.
I am a scientist. To be specific, I am a woman scientist. This, I have been told and have come to believe, is a good thing. In fact, it is such a good thing that America needs more of us. Everyone seems to be very sure of this. The thing that no one is sure about, however, is how to make it happen.
Whether it's a good thing or a bad thing, the higher your profile, the more castable you are in TV dramas.
I think the most important thing is to play to help the team, winning the games - that is the main thing for me.
That's always a funny thing, when people think they're known for every little thing they ever did, and they're really not.
It’s scary to realize that the only thing holding our friends to us isn’t our performance, or our lovability, or their guilt, or their obligation. The only thing that will keep them calling, spending time with us, and putting up with us is love. And that’s the one thing we can’t control.
Typically, my advice to young artists is not to wait for someone to allow you to do the thing. Just do the thing, and they'll catch up. — © Daveed Diggs
Typically, my advice to young artists is not to wait for someone to allow you to do the thing. Just do the thing, and they'll catch up.
I think we're past the point in entertainment where you can have one thing and explode. If you have one thing, people ask, 'All right, what else?' You have to be multihyphenate.
Here's the thing - I mean, I don't act for statues. I really don't. The great thing about winning an award is that it creates opportunities.
So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, since it enables one to find or make a reason for every thing one has a mind to do.
Politicians around the world are very different, but they all have one thing in common: The first thing they respond to is public opinion.
One of the most scariest thing in life,is when you come to the realization that the only thing that can save you,is...yourself Demi lovato
This is what I have come to know: Our past is never passed and there is no such thing as moving on. But there is this telling and there is such a thing as passing through.
That's the thing about the blues: It's one thing to hit a note on a guitar. To make it matter is something else altogether.
The thing about the truth is that it exists outside of belief. Even if nobody believes it, that thing is still true.
Forgiveness is not a one-time thing that happened the day you received Christ. It is an everyday thing, for the rest of your life.
Money's a horrid thing to follow, but a charming thing to meet.
Resurrection means that the worst thing is never the last thing.
It is one thing to make a choice and it is another thing to never have the chance.
Following Christ is a daily thing, not just a one-time thing
The one thing that I know from the personal experiences that I've had with hackers and from people in tech who are brilliant at this thing, is there's a lot of angst.
So convenient a thing to be a reasonable creature, since it enables one to find or make a reason for every thing one has a mind to do.
It is one thing to be in the proximity of death, to know more or less what she is, and it is quite another thing to seek her.
Actually, the only thing that I can honestly say I really regret now is the blackface thing. I did not understand.
In '83, not only was there no such thing as performance motion capture technology, there was no such thing as digital animation. This was the analog era.
Be with someone who is kind. I think that's it. Just to love one another was the thing I would want to do. It's a thing that you can't stop doing.
The most important thing parents can do, although it's not the only thing they should do, is model the behavior they want from their kids.
It's one thing to read about how makeup is applied. It's another thing altogether to watch it being put on.
The easiest thing to be in the world is you. The most difficult thing to be is what other people want you to be. Don't let them put you in that position.
I generally don't like living in a world where being what a man is, is a horrible thing; and no matter what a woman is, is a wonderful thing.
It is an unpleasant thing to go to bed without supper, it is a still less pleasant thing not to sup and not to know where one is to sleep.
It's a great thing about being a musician; you don't stop until the day you die, you can improve. So it's a wonderful thing to do. — © Marcus Miller
It's a great thing about being a musician; you don't stop until the day you die, you can improve. So it's a wonderful thing to do.
The great thing about living today is that there is this thing called the Interweb, and you can just look up anything.
It's one thing believing in yourself, it's another thing having other people believe in you, and that is the greatest gift, honestly.
We live in a world where everyone thinks they do the right thing, so they are entitled to do the wrong thing. So ends can justify the means.
It's not a terribly original thing to say, but I love Raymond Carver. For one thing, he's fun to read out loud.
One thing at a time, is my motto - and just play that thing for all it is worth, even if it's only tto pair and a jack.
The thing is, I hate the celebrity architect thing. I just do my work.
Controversy is not necessarily a bad thing. It's a good thing at times.
The great thing about this thing we call art is that it has no rules.
Sometimes we don't find the thing that will make us happy because we can't give up the thing that was supposed to.
The thing with the film industry is if you become popular in one kind of role, you keep getting cast in the same thing. — © Abhishek Banerjee
The thing with the film industry is if you become popular in one kind of role, you keep getting cast in the same thing.
Drama is not my passion. If I do it, it's for a check. It's not what I want to do. Comedy's my thing. Stand up's my thing. Everything that comes from that is frosting on the cake.
Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved.
The best thing I've ever done for a girl hopefully is make them happy. Isn't that the most romantic thing you can do?
I think the best thing, or the greatest thing my girls have going for them, is having their mother as a role model.
Being vulnerable is the hardest thing for so many people, including myself, but it's also the most satisfying thing.
I think it's important that culture is this ongoing thing that needs to be nurtured, because there is no such thing as a quick, arty fix.
I definitely enjoy working with people who can do their thing but also allow me to do my thing, you know? Who respect the process.
Sometimes the manager says one thing and does another thing!
Why I talk so seriously about art is that art is the only thing that helps people stay alive, and it is the only thing that has allowed people to create joy in this insane, suppressive universe. And art is the only thing that they can't get rid of. They've tried, but ultimately they can't stamp it out.
I've never wanted to do just one thing. I don't have an attention span for that. I can focus really well on one thing - what's in front of me.
I look at other members of my generation who have basically done one thing, and one thing well, and have been handsomely rewarded for it.
It is impossible to tell whether prohibition is a good thing or a bad thing. It has never been enforced in this country.
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