Top 1200 Funny Bones Quotes & Sayings - Page 20

I make no bones about the fact that India matters to me, and I would like to matter to India.

Audiences know the form in their bones, they know that romantic comedies end in an uplifting way.

Kind of the exhausting thing about doing pure comedy, or something that's broader, is you're kind of a slave to the laugh. If it's not funny, then there's not much point in doing it. The kind of über-objective is to make people laugh. You always have to have that in the back of your mind, "Eh, I've got to figure out a way to make this funny."

He pleaded so much that he lost his voice. His bones began to fill with words.

Going before an audience of people who expect you to be funny is tough. Going before an audience that expect you to be boring, and then being a little funny, is much easier. I prefer easier.

I just knew that I was funny, and I knew that it was just a matter of time. I didn't know what was going to actually happen - this is definitely way bigger than I thought - but I knew there was no way I was going to be that funny, and nobody was going to notice it.

I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny. And I discovered a lot of great writers that went on to do a lot of great shows like 'Seinfeld,' 'Friends,' you know, 'Three and a Half Men.'

I've got a thick skull and big, thick bones that don't break apart easily.

Speaker Pelosi says unemployment benefits are economic stimulus. Those are bare-bones benefits.

A plot is like the bones of a person, not interesting like expression, or signs of experience, but the support of the whole.

During my senior year I joined Skull and Bones, a secret society, so secret I can't say anything more.

There's a genetic memory that stays on your bones. What you experience when you're young, I think it stays with you.

Soldiers are issued armour for their flesh and bones, but they must fashion their own for their souls. Piece by piece.

Sometimes people that are very good at improvisation in life, meaning like stage improvisation, aren't good in films because you have to ultimately take a scene where it needs to go. It's not about just saying something that's funny. You can say something funny but if it's not on story or driving the scene to its end it's really not very helpful at all.

The concept of government of, by, and for the people isn't just a platitude. It's the moral construction of our nation. It's in our bones.

The bones of the story of 'War Horse' is a love story. That's what makes it universal.

The bones of the skeleton which support the body can become the bars of the cage which imprison the spirit.

Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.

To me, the musical is best when it's a musical comedy. So if you have a very, very funny show, and very good, funny songs, that's what the musical does best.

Caves and darkness can't hold you when you die, they can only hold your bones.

I had this very strict rule when I began auditioning that I wasn't gonna do a thicker accent, because it was like, 'I can't tell if it's supposed to be funny because he talks funny.' And now I feel like there are certain characters that I could play that could involve doing a thicker accent, as long as it's specific to that character.

The bones seem to cut sharply to the center of something that is keenly alive on the desert even tho' it is vast and empty and untouchable... and knows no kindness with all its beauty.

My son even if you want to fall, at least fall where your bones can be gathered

I have no bones to pick and no fight with society. And I'm willing to be and interested in being in the mainstream of society.

it ain't no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones

Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair.

It's funny, there's all these slogans like 'you're never too old to keep dreaming.' You know it's funny how in the basketball world, and in the business world where you're just supposed to stop. In the sports world, I feel like at 35 you're just supposed to stop. If you do, that's great.

Stories are like that. Like cities, they are built on the stones and bones of the past.

Every man has his thorns, not of him, but in him, deep as bones.

You eat anything when you need energy to survive and there's nothing in your body, when you are becoming just bones and tissues and muscles and I don't wish those circumstances on anybody.

Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed.

We are beaten, we will make no bones about it; but we are not too badly beaten still to fight.

I wasn't a regular, avid 'Bones' fan, but I'd certainly seen it. I liked the banter; I liked the people and that world.

We all have the republican spirit in our veins, like syphilis in our bones. We are democratized and venerealized.

Gospel music is so ingrained into my bones. I can't do a concert without singing a gospel song. It's what I was raised on.

Not funny ha ha, funny weird.

Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.

We salvage the bones of our lives every day, through small tragedies and big tragedies.

Bones heal, but the loss of my friend will never heal.

Maybe some love was guaranteed. Maybe it fit inside you and around you like skin and bones.

I'm funny when I want to be. And I'm even funny when I don't want to be.

Good friend for Jesus sake forbeare, To digg the dust encloased heare! Blest be the man that spares thes stones, And curst be he that moves my bones.

If I think something's funny, I think it's funny.

Kiss the mouth which tells you, here, here is the world. This mouth. This laughter. These temple bones.

My bones are ringing the way sometimes people say their ears are ringing, I'm so tired.

Just as the dog loves to chew bones, the human mind loves its problems.

You'll drain me dry, but not my neck, and you'll beg me to stop before I'm finished." -Bones

If our bones were not sending whispers of doubt to our hearts, there would be no need for prayer at all.

In a way, humans are not made of skin and bones as such, as we're made of stories.

Your illusions are a part of you like your bones and flesh and memory.

Weak dogs become bones for other, stronger dogs.

You have ruthlessness in your bones and ice in your heart, Clarissa. Don't tell me any differently.

I don't trust tragedies much. It's easy to make a person sad by showing him something tragic. We all recognize when sad things happen: someone dies, someone loses a loved one, young love is crushed. It's much harder to make a man laugh-what's funny to one person isn't funny to another.

It's your job as an actor to fill out the blanks. I love doing that. To fill in the bones.

A woman is a woman. A woman has male problems, has job problems, and I think funny is funny.

I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-1701, or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock.

Kind of the exhausting thing about doing pure comedy, or something that's broader, is you're kind of a slave to the laugh. If it's not funny, then there's not much point in doing it. The kind of ueber-objective is to make people laugh. You always have to have that in the back of your mind, 'Eh, I've got to figure out a way to make this funny.'

I was just at home walking around at home, and I started feel, well, just funny. You know how you can feel funny? I had a strange pain in my chest. So my housekeeper took me to the hospital, when they hooked me up and did all these tests turned out I had a big heart attack.

Just to talk in front of people is scary. And now you gotta learn how to be funny, and now you gotta learn how to make people laugh at what you think is funny. That's not easy.

If you're a musician, you're a musician; you don't ever get that out of your bones.