Top 1200 I Smoke Weed Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have never been discovered.

I see smoke, smoke means fire, fire means people, people means we get the hell out of here.

[Slavery] is a weed that grows in every soil.

A weed is a plant that is not only in the wrong place, but intends to stay.

I smoked some weed, and that's how I finished 'Izzo.'

Tilting his head back he slowly released an enormous quantity of smoke from his mouth and drew it up through his nostrils. He continued to smoke in this "French-inhale" style. Very probably, it was not part of the sofa vaudeville of a showoff but, rather, the private, exposed achievement of a young man who, at one time or another, might have tried shaving himself left-handed.

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

I hear the weed is really strong in California.

When people will not weed their own minds, they are apt to be overrun by nettles.

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought.

They whom truth and wisdom lead, can gather honey from a weed.

Competition is a tough weed, not a delicate flower.

I don't consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.

No computer, no gadget, no trickery. I am an animal, it is a plant. I will beat the weed!

A lot of the flowers I like are weeds. Oh, and dandelions, but they're a weed, too.

Science grows like a weed every year.

I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies, so I can smoke two cigarettes at the same time! I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all around my neck, I'll be Tracheotomy Man! He can smoke a pack at a time, he's Tracheotomy Man!

I didn't spend money on nothin'. Besides my daughter, bucket hats, and weed.

Grow some more weed and get medicated, everyday is a holiday so we celebrate it.

People who spend a great deal of time in their gardens attest to the natural mindfulness that gardening requires. What could be more naturally mindful than weeding? It requires a great deal of sustained attention. Weeds need to be taken up with care: Pull too hard, and the weed breaks in your fingers, leaving the root to grow and spread. Different weeds need different techniques and, sometimes, tools. When we weed our gardens, we have to pay attention to where and how we walk and bend. Move too far in one direction or another, and we'll squash growing things.

You kind of need to weed through who is wanting to be a true friend.

My partner and I weed through our bookshelves and throw stuff out regularly.

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.

To win the secret of a weed's plain heart.

A weed is a plant whose virtue is not yet known.

WHOAAAA. THERE GOES CODY RHOOOOODESSSS. WHOAAAA. YOU'RE ONLY SMOKE AND MIRRORSSSSSSS. WHOAAAA. YOU'RE ONLY SMOKE AND MIRRORSSSSSSS. What's up, man?

The mouth can be better engaged than with a cylinder of rank weed.

The only difference between a flower and a weed is judgement.

Music and weed go well together, obviously.

No question I would speed for cracks and weed The combination made my eyes bleed.

?f course you can only write comedy when you're smoking weed.

I was diagnosed with paranoia for fear of never smoking weed again.

Smoke You stand infront of me, pretending to be solid, but you are nothing more than smoke and mirors. You said you'd never leave, that you would care for us forever, but now you claim you cannot stay? That you've been called away. When you go, who will i turn to when it all crashes down? Tell me who. Then tell me, how I can believe anone again, if all your promises have been lies.

I shall be dumped where the weed decays, And the rest is rust and stardust

If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place.

Anti-Semitism is a noxious weed that should be cut out. It has no place in America.

The caterpillars of the commonwealth, Which I have sworn to weed and pluck away.

Long as me and my team in here, There's gon' be some weed in the air!

Hoping they bury me with ammunition, weed, and shells. Just in case.

The desert weed lives on, but the flower of spring blooms and wilts.

The Department of Justice transcends party because we're building on the Weed and Seed program.

FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed - it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer.

Chickweed is regarded by most gardeners as just that - a weed - but is excellent in sandwiches or salads.

Climate experts say we should tell villagers in developing countries to reduce the amount of cooking smoke they generate to help fix global warming. You know, it's as if these people don't hate us enough already. I mean, they live in mud huts, they have thatch roofs, their clothes are made of straw. We pull up in a bunch of Humvees and SUVs going, 'Hey, you want to cut the smoke out of here?'

I love to smoke. I love to eat red meat. I'll only eat red meat that comes from cows who smoke, ok!? Special cows they grow in Virginia with voice boxes in their necks. "Moo"

Slavery is a weed that grows on every soil.

I don't know too many kids who ask to weed the garden.

I may have smoked too much weed, but I wasn't taking drugs or anything.

Weed your better judgments of all opinion that grows rank in them.

I played upright bass. I wanted to write great tunes, play the bass, be a band leader, and smoke a big funny pipe like Charlie Mingus. So I went out and bought the pipe when I was around 18 or 19 years old. You know even women smoke a pipe in Glasgow. I worked with Carla Bley and she smoked a pipe, which I find fascinating.

I think I try to do a lot of things to weed out casual fans.

Plant the seeds of your dreams and weed all the objections out.

I can't work without a Good L.A. weed. That's the thing you miss the most.

Neither do thou lust after that tawny weed tobacco.

I experimented with weed, Ecstasy, mushrooms and mescaline for about a year and a half.

A weed is a plant we've found no use for yet.

Assuming that all bad girls smoke. I don't think so. I've been around a lot of bad girls who don't smoke, you know, so I think it's easy to put a cigarette into, you know, into anyone's hands and say, well that makes them a bad boy or a bad girl. There are many more creative ways from a writerly point of view to do that.

If I'm going to be totally honest, I don't think that smoking weed is that big a deal.

Every weed's fate is to bow in front of the wind!

It was like an exponential weed. And people treated me as if I was an established musician. I wasn't.