Top 1200 Kick Ass Quotes & Sayings - Page 18
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Last updated on April 21, 2025.
Then if he's sore with me, let him dump my ass. That will just give me more time to be a genius.
Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.
Whenever you give a shot, the nervous energy in your stomach is the key to that emotional breakdown, that kick that is needed to perform.
You better give your soul to the Lord, because the rest of your scrawny ass, will belong to me!
You can stay and die or you can walk your ugly ass back through that gate. It's your call, pal.
It's always disappointing to score, to be fighting all the game, to find a way to break them and then with a free-kick they equalise.
You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.
Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying a list just to keep track of 'em all!
Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room.
I've felt like my last name put pressure on me as an artist. If you're going to call yourself "Legend," you'd better make some good-ass music.
I seen her on the ave, spotted her more than once. Ass so fat that you could see it from the front.
I see myself as the world's oldest living teenager... I try to get as much kick out of things as possible.
You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?
A man's women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as an ass, and with something akin to pity.
When I run into a paradox I think either I'm a total horse's ass to have gotten to this point, or I'm fruitfully near the edge of my discipline. It adds excitement to life to wonder which it is.
I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass.
Put your ass where your heart wants to be.
The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn't, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that's a bonus.
Even as a kid, I'd kick a tennis ball against a wall with both feet for hours. That was one way to become two-footed.
Isn't that what you really want in a jean? The ability to kick people in the face in them? I don't wanna have to go home and change into shorts.
Sit a man on his ass with nothing to do but eat and the first thing that goes is his mind. It never fails.
I keep my enemies close/ I give 'em enough rope/ They put themselves in the air/ I just kick away the chair.
I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse!
That's how I was brought up. That's the first thing to kick in, you know? Your brother gets into it with somebody. You go help.
I put my films together in Europe and it kick-starts the financing when I'm attached as an actress. It makes it easier to move forward.
Good judgment, common sense, and reason all fly out the window when emotions kick down your door.
Angels are totally real. Tinkerbell has a hot ass. Wendigos exist. It's all true. Satan is blonde. True fact.
Isn't it ironic that after 70 years Russia wants God back while we are trying to kick him out?
But nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight / Got to kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight.
I was sparring with Dan Christison, a big heavyweight. I threw a leg kick and broke my fibula. Before the Florian training camp.
I don't think that there's that much difference between a photograph of a fist up someone's ass and a photograph of carnations in a bowl.
Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!
Why you got your ass on your shoulders?
If you're going to do something, strive to do it better than anyone else. Do it all the way. If you're going to half-ass it, why bother?
They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind.
Success is actually a short race-a sprint fueled by discipline just long enough for habit to kick in and take over.
Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?
Those back-to-back experiences confirmed what I already knew: That I was a shitty-ass employee and I'd better start my own business.
It's just interesting how people relate my success when I would like to think that I worked my ass off for a reason and that it's about the music and not because I was on a TV show.
You should get a glass stomach. That way you won't have to worry about pulling your head out of your ass!
If you got the balls to follow something through, you can end up being the coolest, smartest guy in the room, because you've literally put your ass on the line.
Most people dont know that Ill eat anything spicy. A little extra kick is always a good thing!
I was like a hermit; I didn't really have a lot of homies I would kick it with. I was in high school, I was failing all my classes, and I wanted to make music.
Sometimes you've just got to hold your hands up and say you've been beaten by a quality free-kick.
Whenever I work with people who are nonclassical artists, I kind of get a kick in the pants. I think, 'How can I apply what I do to their music?'
Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally.
I don't know anything about you, so when you randomly come up and grab my ass, this isn't a friend doing it. It's like, "Who the f### is doing...? I was not expecting that."
There are two thoughts that will ensure success in all you do; (1) Don't tell everything you know, and (2) until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.
Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people, Television preachers with bad hair and dimples, The God's honest truth is, it's not that simple
I used to think the only use for sport was to give small boys something else to kick besides me.
Freud's fanciful pseudo-explanations (precisely because they are brilliant) perform a disservice. Now any ass has these pictures available to use in "explaining" symptoms of an illness.
That's a bust your ass shot through and through.
Love with your mouth shut, help without breaking your ass or publicizing it: keep cool, but care.
The art and act of writing - speaking just for myself - involves getting your proverbial ass in the proverbial chair.
[On refusing to be silenced:] I do not pretend to be John the Baptist rebuking the Pharisees. I do not claim to be Nathan upbraiding David. I aspire only to be Balaam's ass, castigating his master.
I have amazing parents and some really great friends that would kick my butt if I ever started acting different.
The most valuable lesson man has learned from his dog is to kick a few blades of grass over it and move on.
Every now and then I'll get seduced by the idea of money, and I'll take a stab at that...and I fall flat on my ass. I've never written a lasting song with that mindset. It doesn't work.
The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad.
Shut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don't start writing no letters. I'm just kidding. But am I lying?
