Top 521 Lap Quotes & Sayings

But winter lingering chills the lap of May.

Asleep in lap of legends old.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks.

By the gift of God, WWE fell into my lap.

Whenever I eat at a restaurant I never put the napkin in my lap. People say, 'Hannibal, why don't you put the napkin in your lap?' Because I believe in myself. I believe in my ability to not spill food in my pants 'cause I'm a goddamn adult. And I've mastered the art of getting food from my plate to my mouth without messing up my jeans. You need to believe in yourself, too and get your life together, that's for babies. Have some confidence in your eating abilities and hand/eye coordination.

You have a 45mm automatic pistol on your lap, and I have a 35mm camera on my lap, and my weapon is just as powerful as yours. (To Black Panther militant Eldridge Cleaver)

Tasmania needs a watchdog, not a lap dog.

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

My cell phone fell off my lap. I was reaching for it in the back.

It's all about the work. Nothing is going to fall into your lap.

Son, you outgrew my lap, but never my heart.

And you're too nice," he added, above the lap-lap of the water and the patter of sand on the water-lily leaves. "I was relying on you being too jealous to let that demon near the place.

Even at the End of Days, there will be lap dancing.

Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honorable discharge.

I didn't have to struggle at all to get an agent and a publisher. Everything fell into my lap.

The closest encounter I had with films in my childhood was sitting on the lap of my father at a shooting set, and he would say 'rain,' and it started raining, and then he would say 'song,' and people started dancing. I thought I was sitting on God's lap.

Writing and directing just sort of fell into my lap.

I was taken to one place by a director, and he bought me a lap dance.

We dropped our troubles into the lap of the storyteller, and they turned into someone else's.

I'm just full of surprises." Watching her, he waved the wrapped bar from side to side. "You can have the candy if you sit on my lap." That sounds like something perverted old men say to young, stupid girls." I'm not old, and you're not stupid." He sat, patted his knee. "It's Belgian chocolate." Just because I'm sitting on your lap and eating your candy doesn't mean you can cop a feel," she said as she folded into his lap.

I can write with a crying child on my lap. I have. Often.

Mansell is slowing it down, taking it easy. Oh, no he isn't! It's a lap record.

You're pulling 4-5G for a lot of the corners around the lap. We build up lactic acid because there are a lot of vibrations in the car, and you have to have strong legs to hit the brake pedal. We need to be fit to do every lap at 100%.

I have never had a lap dance in Tampa or any other part of Florida. If I ever did have a lap dance, I don't think I would be discussing television ideas with the girl that was giving it to me.

I am going to miss that time when you take that corner better than anybody else could have taken it on that lap or you do that great qualifying lap or you make that great pass or you bring a crippled car home.

There are two good reasons to put your napkin in your lap. One is that food might spill in your lap, and it is better to stain the napkin than your clothing. The other is that it can serve as a perfect hiding place. Practically nobody is nosey enough to take the napkin off a lap to see what is hidden there.

I'm no one's lap dog, you can't put me on a leash.

If I find a green meadow splashed with daisies and sit down beside a clear-running brook, I have found medicine. It soothes my hurts as well as when I sat in my mother's lap in infancy, because the Earth really is my mother, and the green meadow is her lap.

I started swimming when I was four because my brother wanted to join a swim team, and I wanted to do what he did. They said I had to be six, but if I could swim a lap, then I could participate. So I swam a lap, and the rest is history.

Sometimes, things just fall into your lap, and that's pretty incredible.

The rose fell into his lap, and he looked up, startled. Mimi grinned. "Hey handsom" Mimi sent. "What's up?" Jack replied, without speaking. "Just thinking of you." Jack's smile deepened, and he threw the rose back at her so that it landed in her lap. Mimi tucked it behind her ear and fluttered her eyelashes appreciatively.

I'll make my heaven in a lady's lap

Who, as they sung, would take the prison'd soul And lap it in Elysium.

We lie in the lap of immense intelligence.

It's so nice to slip into the lap of luxury.

I had no idea In-N-Out was going to fall on my lap as soon as it did.

The lap-band surgery has been tremendous.

I never went after fame. It fell into my lap.

Who are the violets now That strew the lap of the new-come spring?

Malayalam films just fell into my lap.

I'm not someone who makes people stand and keep talking and falling on their lap.

Nothing falls into a man's lap from heaven. It is from labour that life grows.

I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself.

Soon I will be an old, white-haired lady, into whose lap someone places a baby, saying, "Smile, Grandma!" - I, who myself so recently was photographed on my grandmother's lap.

Blink and you miss a sprint. The 10,000 meters is lap after lap of waiting. Theatrically, the mile is just the right length: beginning, middle, end, a story unfolding.

Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They're furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick -- in love with themselves. When's the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat?

I know my value. I don't have to look at lap times.

It's really hard to use a laptop when you only have half a lap.

To be thrown upon one's own resources, is to be cast in the very lap of fortune.

If you do a good lap, you know it is a good lap. If you get that feeling, it is addictive; you want more and more.

I go out and drive 100 percent every lap.

Everything that ever happened to me fell in my lap.

I didn't have a clue where I was going on my first lap of practice.

I've grown up in the lap of the world.

I keep chicks in my lap, throwing me head fakes!

Pace judgement is everything in the hour record. If you can ride 16.1 or 16.2-second laps constantly for 221 laps, and not go 15.9s or 16.4s, it's keeping it on the line every lap, lap after lap.

I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the wheel. Then I went to take the driver's test and sat on the examiner's lap. I failed the exam. But he still writes to me. That's the really nice part.

The baby romped on my lap like a short stout salmon.

Every lap is different.

If you can't distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn't undertake philanthropic work.