Top 115 Mattress Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated on December 3, 2024.
Self-pity in its early stages is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable.
Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that.
You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
Books are messengers of freedom. They can be hidden under a mattress or smuggled into slave nations.
I like a good mattress, first of all. I have a Hestia bed, and it's the best mattress in the world. I like it pretty cold because I can't sleep when it's really hot.
Those who have never suffered the iniquities of exile cannot possibly understand the significance, the gravitas, of a mattress.
Hatred, like straw, makes for a lumpy mattress.
Without turning on the light, I went to my bed and lay down, my arm thrown across the mattress, my hand aching because Grace wasn't underneath it
I've been performing my whole life. My mom signed me up for a theater program when I was five - I was the evil queen in 'Once Upon a Mattress.'
Thanks for the reminder that i have to hit the gym today. I have'nt worked out in days. Unless one counted mattress gymnastics!!!
I use an extremely soft mattress. Hard ones are a complete no-no.
Two conditions that warrant someone's unconditional devotion: 1. Save their life 2. Help them move a pillow top mattress
It is Veterans Day, when we honor everyone who served in all of the campaigns. We honor them with dignity and respect, and of course mattress sales and tire discounts.
If our financial industry regarded security the way the health-care sector does, I would stuff my cash in a mattress under my bed.
You don't want 300 million Americans putting their money under the mattress.
The worst fear you can have coming from a modelling background is that you're going to be a model-turned- actress - a mattress, that's what I call them, ironically, I hope.
I have dreamed of our bed as if it were a shore where we would be washed up, not this striped mattress we must cover with sheets. [from "After an Absence"]
From 1971 onwards, the Memorial Day holiday was officially observed on the last Monday in May and became the unofficial start of the summer, with barbecues, blockbuster movie openings and mattress sales.
Lying on a feather mattress or quilt will not bring you renown.
Apparently, if you live until 75, you'll have spent 25 years in bed, so it makes sense to have a decent mattress.
One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress.
Insomnia is only mind over mattress.
I don't live in D.C. I keep an air mattress in my office.
The world is an oyster but you don't crack it open on a mattress
Emma is a mattress who got thrown off the truck when her parents split up. It's not like you can blame a mattress when people don't tie it down tight enough.
Self-pity in its early stage is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable.
A jealous wife is like a hornets' nest in your mattress
It's really terrific to see Pittsburgh recognize the Mattress Factory.
Smaller tax refunds are not a bad thing - they're a sign that people are keeping more of their money as they earn it, rather than letting Uncle Sam keep it under his mattress for them.
When I first had Isaac, I only owned a mattress. Now I have a show?
The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress.
Bless all useful objects,
the spoons made of bone,
the mattress I cook my dreams upon,
the typewriter that is my church
with an altar of keys always waiting.
The only thing more exhausting than sleeping on a bad mattress is shopping for a new one.
The days when a princess was too delicate to sleep on a mattress with a pea under it are long gone.
If you want to have a good sleep, you have to have a good mattress.
I struggled for a while, but when I was cast in an Off Broadway show called 'Once Upon a Mattress,' that kind of put me on the map.
The Fat Mattress consisted of people I'd played with before joining the 'Experience and it was put together as a song writing situation.
I sleep on a Tempur-Pedic mattress, and I have custom-made sheets. They're white with some patterns, and the highest thread count of Egyptian cotton you can get.
You sure about this?" he asked in a guttural voice. "I get down on that mattress right now, I'm not stopping until I'm inside of you.
His three wives are huddled together on the bare mattress, one of them dying; when we're together, we form an alliance he can't touch. He's scared to even try.
There are a few giant companies that I love, and I love Amazon. Their customer service is impeccable: sometimes, just for the hell of it, I'll sleep on a mattress for three years and return it.
I live a good life but a pretty simply life. I just store all my money under my mattress. My wife and I travel, and I bought my dream car, the Cobra.
Mind over mattress.
I use a relatively hard mattress.
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
I always put clothes and family photos under the mattress, in case the house burns down.
I have an air mattress. It's great because if someone tries to suffocate me in bed I can just poke a hole in it and use it to stay alive.
The greatest threat facing American today - next to voter fraud, the Western Pinebark beetle, and the memory foam mattress - is the national news media.
I miss my mattress when I am gone; It's one thing I've made an impression on.
As a single guy, the baseline of what I needed was so low. I just needed an air mattress, food, and rent money.
My first professional gig was 'Once Upon a Mattress' at the Drury Lane Oakbrook... I was in the ensemble. I was one of the ladies in waiting, and I covered Winnifred.
I don't need anything to live, to be honest. Give me a mattress or a futon on the floor and I'll be the happiest camper.
America is the only country in the world where you can burn the flag but can't tear the tag off the mattress.
When you have a quality mattress, great sheets, and a good duvet with the perfect fill, it all works together to give you the perfect sleep.
I found my Saatva mattress when I was searching for a biodegradable and organic mattress that wouldn't leach chemicals because, believe it or not, I don't like that!
All I need is a place to put my things, somewhere to lay a mattress.
But even in a telephone booth
evil can seep out of the receiver
and we must cover it with a mattress,
and then tear it from its roots
and bury it,
bury it.
I've got an air mattress for a bed...really living the high life.
I wasn’t sure if I was charmed by his reluctance to share a bed with a girl or insulted that, apparently, I wasn’t hot enough for him to charge the mattress like a bull.