Top 1200 Sarcastic Humor Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

With humor you have so many options with topics and length, I mean I can write humor essays in books now and they can be as long as I want them to be.

I use a lot of humor in my writing. But it's completely black humor.

Humor is not a trick, not jokes. Humor is a presence in the world - like grace - and shines on everybody.

One thing a girl has to have is a good sense of a humor. I'm a really laid back guy who can find humor in just about anything, so my girlfriend would need to be a little like that too. She doesn't have to be a big jokester, but to me finding humor in things and not taking too much too seriously is a way of enjoying life, so that is important to me.

Life is not all that serious, so please bring humor and if you don't have it, let the humor of others be with you.

I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality.

Texas humor and Southern humor are pretty similar.

My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

Unfortunately for a multitude of occultists, humor is a rare ingredient in their lives. In fact it is their very lack of humor that has impelled them into the arcane and esoteric.

To my mind, a well-developed sense of humor is the surest indication of a person's humanity, no matter how black and bitter that humor may be.

I have always employed humor, and I think it's absolutely crucial that we do because, among other things, humor is the only free emotion.

Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.

The American public highly overrates its sense of humor. We're great belly laughers and prat fallers, but we never really did have a real sense of humor. Not satire anyway. We're a fatheaded, cotton-picking society. When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

I was pretty much a child of 'Monty Python.' I grew up loving that type of humor and even structured a lot of humor in the same fashion.

You have to have humor. If you don't have humor and you take yourself seriously, you're dead in the water. You have to be jostled. I love it. You've gotta have a laugh. It's better than working for a living.

Humor is the most honest of emotions. Applause for a speech can be insincere, but with humor, if the audience doesn't like it there's no faking it.

I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.

There are very few topics where I can imagine that you might not find humor. And I was stunned at how much weird and dark humor there was when my mom died.

I don't like aggressive humor or mean humor.

The dominant type of humor in the '60s was essentially defensive and self-deprecating, using humor as a shield.

and he would probably not agree with my conviction that a sense of humor is the main measure of sanity. But who can say for sure? Humor is a very private thing.

very funny my sarcastic friend

Lesbian humor is nothing like gay men's humor. We're sillier.

I can be sarcastic.

My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.

I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality

Using humor as a wedge into different kinds of stories is my go-to. I think anything I do would have some sort of streak of humor in it.

You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor.

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it.

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.

I'm a sarcastic, observational storyteller.

Humor is rare in science fiction... there's so little of it that it automatically reminds you of other heroes with that acerbic humor when you find it.

Good-humor is allied to generosity, ill-humor to meanness.

I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.

Humor has always been important to me. If there is a shield of faith that you can keep up against difficulties, humor is the Teflon coating.

Humor comes in all forms, and everyone has their cup of tea about what makes them laugh. But the day we censor humor is a sad one for sure.

In both Surfing the Himalayas and Snowboarding to Nirvana, I have tried to transmit as best I could the spirit of humor, and the sense of humor of the monks I have encountered.

I actually pay careful attention to that sort of thing - infusing humor into my films - because that's how important I think humor is.

Humor is hope's companion in arms. It is not brash, it is not cheap, it is not heartless. Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit.

My mind reels with sarcastic replies.

I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.

I like humor: the sort of gentle humor that points out human foibles.

Humor is important in everything. Dress with a little humor and you can go a long way.

I've always used humor, but I use humor when coping with things in general.

Hopefully, one enhances [when growing older] his sense of humor. As he approaches 50, he'll need all the humor he can get.

I can be very dry and sarcastic.

I don't think that I could have survived in my family without a naughty sense of humor; yeah, absolutely. I think my brother and I both get our senses of humor from our parents. I mean, my mother was absolutely hilarious and foul. She had the most ridiculously off color sense of humor, so that was sort of what we grew up with.

The first thing I look for is the humor, because you can tell what the character's fears and insecurities are through the humor.

As an undergrad, I was the editor of the Yale humor magazine, and since then, I've published humor in the 'New York Times' and 'Atlantic,' among other places.

Have you seen the film Histoires D'Amérique? It's also a mixture of humor and monologue, and it shows how the Jewish humor comes from drama and tragedy.

I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable, because they aren't the same thing.

I always try to be ironistic in everything I do. I love people who understand humor and who live through humor. So, of course, I was not too serious covering such things as Motörhead or "Black Magic Woman" by Santana. But I was serious enough about Led Zeppelin and the Celtic song "Wild Mountain Thyme." In my life, serious and humor are always together.

I believe my friends think I'm funny. All the books are full of humor. Maybe it is a quiet sort of humor that masquerades as not-much-at-all. It is certainly easy to miss.

I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place.

Humor is not a sign of weakness. In fact, humor can be your greatest asset in the face of tragedy.

I was pretty much a child of Monty Python. I grew up loving that type of humor and even structured a lot of humor in the same fashion.

I'm not really big on slapstick humor. I like gentle humor.

I think humor is used a lot of the time to keep people from getting too close. Humor side-steps and shifts the meaning.