Top 145 Shaving Quotes & Sayings

I thoroughly believe that shaving is the best way of hair removal, as it's the most convenient and hassle free of all the methods.

In a network situation, a vice president, while he's shaving, can decide your history.

Why is it I always get my best ideas while shaving?

I couldn't wait to grow a mustache. I stopped shaving my upper lip the day I graduated from high school.

Competition is the keen cutting edge of business, always shaving away at costs.

I really like the ritual of shaving. I like getting the perfect brush and finding the right sandalwood soap. The act of shaving, though, is not fun. I like beards and the ease of them.

Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.

I shave without using shaving cream.

I'm obsessed with the Clarisonic brush. It actually makes you feel like you've had a facial. It helps prevent ingrown hairs after shaving, too.

I find the ritual of shaving very relaxing, but for every day, it's pretty irritating on my skin, so I like having the definition a beard gives.

They had to start shaving my chin when I was 12 years old because light started to pick it up.

Shaving your head is not an easy thing to do.

Though it's a small price to pay, shaving my head has opened more doors than I ever thought possible.

I always liked the idea of shaving the back of my head and getting a tattoo of my own face there so that, whichever way I was looking, I could freak people out.

David and his followers taught no new doctrines, in their dispersion or when they came to power, that can be brought to countenance thee at all in shaving off thy beard.

Shaving is a way to start the workday by ritually not cutting your throat when you've the chance.

One should refrain from contempt for the baser specimens of humanity, for whom liberation amounts to shaving the heads of women who have slept with Germans.

I find shaving in general an utter chore so even removing the hair on the body parts that are on display happens on the rarest of occasions.

The fact that people are actually shaving their eyebrows is very flattering. But it's crazy that people are singing songs I wrote in my bedroom.

I couldn't be bothered with the whole shaving-every-couple-of-days routine.

How can I shave in the midst of guerrilla warfare? On battlefields, we have no facilities for shaving, and that was why I first grew my beard.

I'm very neurotic about shaving. I shave first thing in the morning before a shoot, and if I have dinner that night, I have to shave again.

Once you start shaving you're done at Disney.

If you feel comfortable by shaving your body, then shave your body. I feel comfortable keeping my body ready by shaving. I don't think it's unmanly to shave; I think that if you can get past that, you're fine.

I'm not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache... I'm pumped!

Lawyers are shy of meddling with the Law on their own account: knowing it to be an edged tool of uncertain application, very expensive in the working, and rather remarkable for its properties of close shaving than for its always shaving the right person.

The secret of a long marriage is shaving your legs every day . . . because it shows you still care.

You won't see me on TMZ shaving my hair and yelling at the camera guy.

Death leaves cans of shaving cream half-used.

I was raised by a lesbian feminist who told me that shaving my legs was giving into the patriarchy. So, I consider myself to be a bona fide feminist.

Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird.

You know, I would date, if I could find a man worth shaving my legs for. (Grace)

The punishment of shaving a woman's head had biblical origins. In Europe, the practice dated back to the Dark Ages with the Visigoths.

I like to put shaving cream in the door handle of people's cars and that kind of thing.

Put a love note in his shaving kit before he leaves on a business trip.

You take a fraction of reality and expand on it. It's very seldom totally at odds with the facts. It's shaving a piece of reality off.

I remember seeing my father shaving my mother's head in the bathroom after her chemo treatments; It was so traumatizing.

Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.

The thing about breaking up when you get older, you just don't have the steam anymore. "Oh, that's it. I can't start shaving my legs above the knee again."

Though it`s a small price to pay, shaving my head has opened more doors than I ever thought possible.

I suppose there were moonless nights and dark ones with but a silver shaving and pale stars in the sky, but I remember them all as flooded with the rich indolence of a full moon.

Shaving your head is acceptable. It's when you start wearing toupees and brushing your hair over that things go wrong.

I was blessed with blonde hair and a baby face - well, I don't know if you'd call that blessed - I don't even remember when I started shaving.

It was the shaving that bothered me the most. I'm not a great fan of shaving and I had to be really clean-shaven, hands, head, hairline, all the fluff off my face, everything except my eyebrows, so this sheen, this kind of polish they used on me, would stick.

The beard is here because I got tired of shaving and Grissom, subsequently, got tired of shaving. Grissom, like any other 50-year-old man, is going through a series of mid-life changes. Who knows, he may start drinking.

As Einstein queried, 'Why is it that I get my best ideas in the morning while I'm shaving?' Shaving is like meditation with a sharp object. When the mind is empty and receptive, big ideas flow through every cell of our body. When we're thinking too hard, we tense up and nothing can flow through us; our energy gets stuck in our heads. Sometimes you have to take a leap of faith and trust that if you turn off your head, your feet will take you where you need to go.

I go through phases where I buy only Speed Stick and Axe, and Noxzema shaving cream.

They kept me in short pants as long as they could, until they were shaving the hair on my legs because it was beginning to photograph.

I never dressed like a teddy boy, and I don't like shaving but you've got to do it.

It's amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly.

Winning is like shaving - you do it every day or you wind up looking like a bum.

Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.

I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.

Women simply need to know the right technique of shaving to get the best results.

If you calculate 15 minutes a day to shave, that is 5,000 minutes a year spent shaving.

I'm kind of lax about hair in general. I stopped shaving my armpits in part to experiment with pheromones, but also because I just didn't feel like shaving them anymore.

If Rilke cut himself shaving, he would bleed poetry.

I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper.

Shaving half my head was a look that meant I could go punkier with my style.

I guess I'm not that metrosexual. My bathroom cabinet is hardly overflowing with products. I only really have my stuff for shaving. I can't honestly say I moisturise, though I probably should.