Top 1200 Short Beer Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

That questionable superfluity small beer.

Beer makes people deaf.

When you're short on sleep, you're short on patience. You're ruder to people, less tolerant, less understanding. It's harder to relate and to pay attention for sustained periods of time.

Beer is prose. Wine is poetry.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!

A short story is a different thing all together - a short story is like a kiss in the dark from a stranger.

Cold beer is bottled God.

I think a benefit is that we try to put it up in a short time. From the decision to do this mission until we fly, it's six months and one week or so, so it's a very short time.

Let no man thirst for good beer.

Beer soothes the upset soul.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

I had originally written 'Pariah' as a feature, and we shot the first act as a short film, and then we used the short as a marketing tool to fundraise for the feature.

The beer tastes better when you win

This was my first novel [The Dissemblers ]. I've never seriously written short stories, and actually find short stories much more intimidating as an art form than novels.

Ecclesiastes said that "all is vanity," Most modern preachers say the same, or show it By their examples of true Christianity: In short, all know, or very short may know it.

Short stories are designed to deliver their impact in as few pages as possible. A tremendous amount is left out, and a good short story writer learns to include only the most essential information.

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.

There is no back label with a story on a beer can.

Engineers love pretending to be beer snobs.

I have a book in the pipeline of short stories. You want to hear an agent scream, say 'I'm thinking about doing a collection of short stories set in the Ozarks.'

I'm a big root beer guy.

What's a punk band? Hey, who's got a beer?

I've been short all my life. And if anyone wonders what my dying wish will be, they can stop wondering. That will be easy. I'll just tell them, 'I'll have a short bier.'

I live in rural New Hampshire, and we are, frankly, short on people who are black, gay, Jewish, and Hispanic. In fact, we're short on people. My town has a population of 301.

Spinners are increasingly starting to bowl short, which means they are taking the straight boundaries away. When you play Test match cricket, you can't bowl short.

Life is too short to do mediocre work and it is definitely too short to build shitty things.

I usually need a can of beer to prime me.

I've written over 100 short stories. You could say I'm obsessed with short stories.

If Pitt is on the short list, there's no reason that West Virginia shouldn't be on the Big 12 short list.

A theater without beer is just a museum

I studied the short story as part of my creative writing course at university but then set off as a novelist. Generally, there is a sense that even if you want to write short stories, you need to do a novel first.

I hate wine. I like beer!

I've never, ever tasted beer.

Beer is an improvement on water itself.

If you don't know what else to do, drink beer.

I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.

I work until beer o'clock.

Beer ... a high and mighty liquor.

I understand that fans think short-term, and there's nothing wrong with that. You live or you die in the short term. But I believe in our system, and when you do that, you don't make knee-jerk decisions.

He was a wise man who invented beer.

When I first started writing, I did mostly short fiction, and I'd work on a short story and get near to being done and have no idea what I'd work on next, and then I'd panic.

There is no strong beer, just weak men

Money is a short-term result that incentivizes short-term decision making.

When you have short hair, there's just a feeling of here I am. What you see is what you get. And there's a confidence that comes with wearing short hair and I like the way that makes me feel.

I'm a fan of short horror fiction... in fact, the most memorable horror I've read is of the short variety... but I have a hard time pulling it off myself.

I have a book in the pipeline of short stories. You want to hear an agent scream, say 'I'm thinking about doing a collection of short stories set in the Ozarks.

The saxophone is the embodied spirit of beer.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

The first fiction I ever wrote was short stories. I was writing short stories in my late teens and early twenties, and I think it's how you teach yourself to write.

Long life, and short, are by death made all one; for there is no long, nor short, to things that are no more.

I used to take my short stories to girls' homes and read them to them. Can you imagine the reaction reading a short story to a girl instead of pawing her?

Next to music beer was best.

We are the Draft Beer Preservation Society.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

If you are working in an office, where do you find the time to write a novel? But you can finish a short story in five pages. Furthermore, a short story is a perfect place to learn the craft

God hath given to man a short time here upon earth, and yet upon this short time eternity depends.

With short hair you begin to crave pearl necklaces, long earrings, and a variety of sunglasses. Short hair removes obvious femininity and replaces it with style.

I always had short hair, and I hated my short hair. I was always mistaken for a boy, but my mom wouldn't let me change my hair because she was always chasing me around with a hairbrush, and it was always tangled, so she just would cut it off, and she's right: short hair did suit me.

Gimme a pigfoot and a bottle of beer.

If you are working in an office, where do you find the time to write a novel? But you can finish a short story in five pages. Furthermore, a short story is a perfect place to learn the craft.