Top 1200 Stupid Life Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

People do not start off stupid, they grow to be stupid.

I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.

Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid.

If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through. What am I supposed to do, look intelligent?

You stupid jackass," Ian said. "Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid?

Persons of delicate taste endure stupid criticism better than they do stupid praise.

Stupid criticism and still more stupid praise.

All the other children at my school are stupid. Except I'm not meant to call them stupid, even though this is what they are.

Stupid word, that. Period. In America it means 'full stop,' like in punctuation. That's stupid as well. A period isn't a full stop. It's a new beginning. I don't mean all that creativity, life-giving force, earth-mother stuff, I mean it's a new beginning to the month, relief that you're not pregnant, when you don't have to have a child.

The fear of saying something stupid (which stupid people never have) has censored far more good ideas than bad ones.

They were never my pack, not even Hot Pie and Gendry. I was stupid to think so, just a stupid little girl, and no wolf at all.

It's so stupid, so archaic to say that men are so stupid they'd give anything for sex, and women are...that that's the only resort we have.

Gerard is an open-minded and passionate man. I am the opposite: stubborn and stupid. But sometimes stupid behaviour makes you win.

We're a stupid industry led by stupid people.

I am messaging you to say that I love you, and that you're completely wrong about me thinking you're stupid. I always thought you could teach me things. I was always waiting. You're not like the others. You say things that no one expects you to. You think you're stupid. You want to be stupid. But you're someone people could learn from.

He's Black Council," I said. "Or maybe stupid," Ebenezar countered. I thought about it. "Not sure which is scarier." Ebenezar blinked at me, then snorted. "Stupid, Hoss. Every time. Only so many blackhearted villains in the world, and they only get uppity on occasion. Stupid's everywhere, every day.

The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things.

If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things.

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid.

If it looks stupid on a rooster, it's probably gonna look stupid on you.

Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.

Gentlemen, let us suppose that man is not stupid. (Indeed one cannot refuse to suppose that, if only from the one consideration, that, if man is stupid, then who is wise?) But if he is not stupid, he is monstrously ungrateful! Phenomenally ungrateful. In fact, I believe that the best definition of man is the ungrateful biped.

If someone asks a stupid question, you can only give a stupid answer or appear arrogant.

You are not your mistakes. Just because you have done something stupid does not make you stupid.

I focus on myself, but all these stupid comments you read on social media and journalists, it's really stupid.

People--stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.

You can be stupid once, but idiotic to do it again. I'll settle for being stupid.

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?

Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.

You see I kept asking myself then: why am I so stupid that if others are stupid—and I know they are—yet I won't be wiser?

The reason producers make stupid movies is because there are stupid people who will pay to see them.

Mountaineers have often observed a lack of clarity in their mental state at high altitudes; it is difficult for the stupid mind to observe how stupid it is.

It helps to be stupid if you're a relief pitcher. Relievers had to get into a zone of their own. I just hope I'm stupid enough.

America's drug war is so stupid that if you pay close attention to just how stupid it is -- it'll drive you to use drugs.

I try to create some stupid entertainment for really smart people that they don't feel too stupid watching. In 'Xanadu,' the biggest laugh was a reference to Achilles.

Overnight, punk had become as stupid as everything else. This wonderful vital force that was articulated by the music was really about corrupting every form-it was about advocating kids to not wait to be told what to do, but make life up for themselves, it was about trying to get people to use their imaginations again, it was about not being perfect, it was about saying it was ok to be amateurish and funny, that real creativity came out of making a mess, it was about working with what you got in front of you and turning everything embarrassing, awful, and stupid in your life to your advantage.

I'm not stupid, stupid. Leave this whole thing in my extremely capable and well-manicured hands. I'll call you later with an update. Bye!

And stupid. Brave and Stupid." Ravus smiled, but then his smile sagged. "But nothing can stop you from being terrible once you've learned how.

Sandy: Boy, you must really think I'm stupid or something. Jeff: Ahh, no one would call you stupid, to your face.

It doesn't bother me that people are stupid. I'm not stupid.

The interior life is often stupid.

If it is stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. (a Shin'a'in saying)

Guys are so stupid; they do stupid things and then expect the girl they like to fall for them.

The foolhardy are not necessarily stupid, for fools simply follow their imagination whereas the stupid have none.

Cutting is not stupid. Stupid is being bad to someone and get them to the point of bleeding

The tendency in comedy is to have a character who's stupid get more stupid, because you're trying to top yourself and not just repeat.

I feel nervous because I revere [Zadie Smith] so much. I don't want to be stupid. If I say something stupid, just interrupt me.

I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.

In this day and age it's really stupid to be stupid about financial matters. It doesn't do you any good to make money if you don't know what to do with it other than spend it.

I'm not stupid, and the people around me aren't stupid. You can't ignore the economic realities of the ways that business is run and the way clients think.

He is a man of the Night's Watch, She thought, as he sang about some stupid lady throwing herself off some stupid tower because her stupid prince was dead. The lady should go kill the ones who killed her prince. Arya Stark (page 514)

How can I play baseball if I'm stupid? If I was stupid I wouldn't have pitched in the World Series. I'd be playing ball in Mexico or Yugoslavia or on Pluto.

Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.

2+2=5 wasn't intentional. I thought you carry a 1 every time there are two 2's in an equation. I'm not stupid, the mathematicians is stupid

The stupid texts of the Bible - from which, be the talents of the preacher what they may, only stupid sermons can be preached.

It's so, so stupid what we do to ourselves because we're afraid. It's so stupid.

People are going to do stupid things, but you don't take away the freedom because somebody makes a stupid decision.

This is possibly the most shameful situation I've ever gotten myself in in my life, and I've done some pretty dumb things in my life. So to actually make a new No. 1 is spectacularly stupid.