Top 1200 Stupid People Quotes & Sayings - Page 19

I didn't get to be this smart by not being stupid

Oh! I'm stupid as well as insane.

I used to think I was stupid and slow.

The most stupid religion is Islam.

Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.

It sucks to be poor, and it sucks to feel that you somehow deserve to be poor. You start believing that you're poor because you're stupid and ugly. And then you start believing that you're stupid and ugly because you're Indian. And because you're Indian you start believing you're destined to be poor. It's an ugly circle and there's nothing you can do about it.

We don't need more stupid ideas.

We all look stupid in patterned tights.

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal.

Love is acting stupid together.

Love is being stupid together.

Beauty fades, stupid is forever.

Never undervalue the enemies, especially if they are stupid.

The interior life is often stupid.

I act like I'm a bit stupid.

You are literally too stupid to insult.

Time flies when you’re being stupid.

Boys are stupid and girls are trouble.

At least when you're young you're also stupid.

He is so stupid you can't trust him with an idea.

Freedom means the right to be stupid.

In my humble opinion, change is stupid.

Many of us are quite stupid.

A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind of stupid logic is that? It'd be like if you saw Michael Jordan at a restaurant and were like, "Why aren't you in your basketball uniform?" I leave out way more than I put in.

Why should I be depressed? I've got enough money. I've got a job. People like me. There is no to be depressed. That's at stupid as saying there is no reason to have asthma or there is no reason to have the measles. You know you've got it. It's there. It's not about reason.

isaac knows how stupid i find these things, and he finds them just as stupid as i do. like lol. now, if there's anything stupider than buddy lists, it's lol. if anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right out of the wall and smash it over the nearest head. i mean, it's not like anyone's laughing out loud about the things they lol. i think it should be spelled loll, like what a lobotomized person's tongue does. loll. loll. i can't think any more. loll. loll!

One can be a great poet and be politically stupid.

I like really stupid comedies.

Stupid is a condition. Ignorance is a choice.

To read without joy is stupid.

Expiring for love is beautiful but stupid.

It's the stupid details that my heart is breaking for.

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

It's not that I'm stupid. I just don't think sometimes.

Stupid, shiny Volvo owner.

Fear makes you do stupid things.

Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.

When you are young, you do a lot of stupid things.

Suppose, gentleman, that man is not stupid.

Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.

I never rode a bull - I'm not that stupid.

Sin can be forgiven, but stupid is forever.

When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things.

By creating an intelligent thought, you open the road for many other intelligent thoughts! By producing a stupid thought, you open the path for many other stupid thoughts! Beware of your thoughts! Create pearl, and then pearls will increase! Create mud, and then mud will increase!

So the Lincoln movie gets trashed because Connecticut voted for the amendment - not to mention how the people in Connecticut feel - but there's a lot of that. And I think it precedes from a fundamental misunderstanding of cinema. They are entertainment. And I'd like to say that entertainment isn't a synonym for disposable or mindless or stupid. Hamlet? Pretty entertaining from where I come from.

Eisenhower's career demonstrated how it is possible to fool all the people all the time...'I may be stupid,' he once said at a press conference, 'but at least I'm sincere!' Actually, he was neither, but it suited his purpose to play the part of the bumbling man of good will who was 'not an expert in these matters' but somehow would do his best.

Are you shooting webs of stupid at me?

Steak is delicious and cows are stupid.

Humans are stupid. I'm ashamed to be human.

Primitive does not mean stupid.

I just think love is stupid.

Everything seems stupid when it fails.

Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.

Stupid f***ing white man.

I look stupid without a mustache.

When I first started talking about running for office, a lot of people said to me, 'Don't let the consultants change you,' and I'd always assured them that I wouldn't allow it to happen. But like it or not, I had to change. Not because of a consultant, but because I started to understand the cost of a stupid mistake.

Blows are sarcasms turned stupid.

I'll flip a stupid tire. But I ain't running.

Go to bed; tired is stupid.

This is a stupid song and that's the way I like it.