Top 177 The Simpsons Quotes & Sayings

I've been a diehard fan of 'The Simpsons' since I was a kid.

People think I'm a Simpsons character.

'The Simpsons' money got bigger and bigger. When I left 'The Simpsons', no one thought that this thing was going to still be around. It's the cumulative effect. It's like, 'Oh my God, 25 years later, and it's still coming in.'

That guy in 'The Simpsons' - I love Groundskeeper Willie.

I Feel like I'm one of the Simpsons

When it moved to Friday night it disappeared, when they find another show that can do what The Simpsons does, they will be delighted to do cancel The Simpsons.

I loved 'The Simpsons' because it didn't talk down to its audience.

Bill Cosby spoke out against The Simpsons and there was this kind of evangelical, right-wing sect that was against The Simpsons. Fox was a new network at the time, though, so they were going to take risks.

The Simpsons take up so little time that I'm able to do other things as well.

So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by.

'The Simpsons' is still my favorite show. I have a really strong connection to it.

I don't like that The Simpsons are spokespeople for Burger King and MasterCard and Butterfinger. In the first Gulf War, I was really upset that the Simpsons characters were being drawn on tanks and bombs. But those are things that I don't control.

Is there a sharper commentary on American culture and the world than The Simpsons?

I've been in movies with Meryl Streep, Jack Nicholson - but I was on 'The Simpsons,' and finally, in the eyes of my children, I was a star.

Jay-Z is a dude that can give you a hundred 'Simpsons' quotes, like, 'What you know about the monorail?'

'The Simpsons' is an especially collaborative show.

I'm always watching old episodes of 'The Golden Girls' or 'The Simpsons.'

I'm a lifelong Simpsons fanatic and I wanted to create my own animated show, one day.

The Simpsons has shaped my psychology to a degree one would usually attribute to a parent, or a particularly devout upbringing. I am a zealot.

There are countless times where you're trying to channel somebody who's not there, but that's what you have to do. But Audrey Geisel, who has executive produced this film and Horton, and who works remarkably close with me, is a great source of information. (The Simpsons creator) Matt Groening once told me that one of the most important roles that he fulfills on The Simpsons is being the keeper of the integrity of the original vision.

'The Simpsons' is a tough act to follow, so I thought it was best not to do what they do.

I've met a lot of rock stars when they come to The Simpsons, and almost every one of them I get really freaked out.

Anybody in animation today would be lying if they said they weren't somehow influenced by 'The Simpsons' to a certain degree. Except for the shows that go out of their way to look as far from 'The Simpsons' as possible.

There's not a fortune to be made doing voiceover work unless you're one of the main voices on "The Simpsons". See, there's "The Simpsons", and then there's everything else.

'The Simpsons' is like Charlie Parker or Marlon Brando or Richard Pryor: Comedy couldn't go back to the way it was after 'The Simpsons' came out.

I simply adore 'The Simpsons.' I go to bed in a 'Simpsons' T-shirt.

With The Simpsons you can go back to work with a keen heart.

I've never seen 'The Simpsons.'

I know there are other Elton Simpsons out there. But I also know there are Elton Simpsons out there I cannot see.

[The people that worked on The Simpsons] just had good taste. They knew how to execute absurd jokes.

The Simpsons are going to Delaware!

Aerosmith went on The Simpsons and they had fun.

By June 1990, I'd racked up 'written by' credits on both 'Newhart' and 'The Simpsons.'

Are the Simpsons cool? They are, and that is crude 2D animation.

I'm happy watching 'The Simpsons' at home.

Clearly when there is a character based on you on 'South Park' or 'The Simpsons,' that is something that sticks with you for the rest of your career. But I'm fine with that.

I always say that 'Futurama' is real, and 'The Simpsons' is fiction.

I like the 'Simpsons' pinball machines. Those are pretty great.

They [ The Simpsons] are just like the Bible to me as far as what the high-water mark of comedy.

With 'The Simpsons,' people didn't know what they were gonna see. They didn't have a clue.

I grew up poor. To me, interior decorating is my big-screen TV, my couch and my Simpsons poster.

Nobody and nothing beats The Simpsons. Even after all this time, it's still the best satire since Monty Python.

I wouldn't be surprised if some day, they put the Simpsons in the Smithsonian. It's become part of our culture, those characters.

Like everyone is either, "I grew up with it," or "I loved it," or loved them now. And when you watch The Muppet Movie now, it is so current. It's like The Simpsons before The Simpsons. It's not as cynical as The Simpsons would be but it's self-aware and there are a billion jokes, it breaks the fourth wall every five minutes, it's astounding, it's awesome. It's very exciting to be a part of that.

There's not a fortune to be made doing voiceover work unless you're one of the main voices on The Simpsons. See, there's The Simpsons, and then there's everything else.

'The Simpsons' appearances were great fun. But I don't take them too seriously. I think 'The Simpsons' have treated my disability responsibly.

ESPN has so many characters, it's like 'The Simpsons.'

'Monty Python' and 'The Simpsons' have ruined comedy for writers for the rest of our lives.

'The Simpsons' is about alienation and the ambivalence of living with a family who you love but who drive you completely crazy.

'The Simpsons' obviously is a huge success, and Fox has nothing to do with its success, with its creative success, and as a result they don't really like the show. They don't like 'The Simpsons' at Fox.

I like 'The Simpsons' quite a lot. I love the irreverent character of the whole show. It's great.

The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny.

The Simpsons is the best thing on American television.

My family is really a classy 'Simpsons.'

Without doubt, the most mathematically sophisticated television show in the history of primetime broadcasting is 'The Simpsons'.

Basically, we used to have a rule at 'Saturday Night Live' that you're not allowed to bring up 'The Simpsons' at the rewrite table, because 'The Simpsons' has done every joke there is. Every week there would be guys going, 'The Simpsons did that.' I go, 'C'mon.' And 'South Park,' too.

I think the weather here is a big attraction for anyone. But also, there are more creative people per square mile in L.A. than anywhere in the world. They make 'The Simpsons' here. Anywhere they make 'The Simpsons' is a good place to be.

Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked.

I felt like I was a natural [in The Simpsons].

It's ironic how I drop some 'DOUGH' (Doh) when I got them Homer Simpsons.