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Last updated on December 22, 2024.
Unbuttered toast is a substance half complete, and to be forced to eat it in that state is necessarily to feel deprived.
I cannot cook to save my life - I microwave everything or it's simply scrambled eggs on toast.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses. — © Alan Perlis
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Being from California, avocado toast is very popular in our house. We have it almost every morning.
What you create doesn’t have to be perfect. So what if the eggs are greasy or the toast is burned? Don’t let fear of failure discourage you.
I'd catch moonlight in a bottle, if we could drink a toast to happiness.
In the mornings, I usually have four eggs, five pieces of bacon, some toast, and two protein shakes.
My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody.
You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke.
I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.
That I survived the Holocaust and went on to love beautiful girls, to talk, to write, to have toast and tea and live my life - that is what is abnormal.
To set but a low value upon toast is to expose one's deficiencies in right appreciation.
Laughter is the jam on the toast of life. It adds flavor, keeps it from being too dry, and makes it easier to swallow. — © Diane Johnson
Laughter is the jam on the toast of life. It adds flavor, keeps it from being too dry, and makes it easier to swallow.
Pre-workout meal, I eat eggs over toast with cheese because I need that protein before I work out.
I get up at 3:30 A. M. We're on air from 6 A. M., so if I'm in the studio, I'll have eggs at around 7 A. M. from the canteen - scrambled or poached, occasionally with a slice of brown toast.
The noise from good toast should reverberate in the head like the thunder of July.
Raw toast," Lucas said grimly, shaking his head. "It goes against the very nature of man.
Those who think that the rewarding things in life are somewhere over the rainbow 'burn their toast a lot,' said Pooh
We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.
I love eggs and toast, and my friends and I will always get table pancakes to share. Then, in the afternoon, it's time to work it off!
Let's have a toast - to the future generation of consumers, however many heads or assholes they have!
I love breakfast, and I don't see any reason it has to be cereal and eggs and toast.
We'll laugh and toast to nothing, and smash our empty glasses down.
If the Internet turns out not to be the future of computing, we're toast. But if it is, we're golden.
Don't hit the person across from you with bits of toast, And don't, when dinner is nearly through, say 'Who's the host' It isn't done.
There's a character that I play onstage, and I can't let him loose in the supermarket when I'm buying my beans on toast.
Few people arise in the morning as hungry for God as they are for cornflakes or toast and eggs.
I realized that I've had a really rocky relationship with food - it has not been a gauzy, beautiful summer of ripe melons and perfectly buttered toast.
Do not waste your time on light, weak, milk­toast ministries and books
Our brains are not capable of comprehending the infinite so, instead, we ignore it and eat cheese on toast.
Dont believe the hype. It tastes like someone scraped off the bottom of a birdcage and stuck it on a piece of toast.
The only decisions I'm making at the moment are whether I have tea, coffee, toast or cornflakes in the morning.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
It is impossible not to love someone who makes toast for you....Once the warm, salty butter has hit your tongue, you are smitten. Putty in their hands.
I'm not the bake-sale-mom type - though once in a while, I'll make challah French toast for my sons.
You've travelled through life together 
Enjoying years of wedded bliss
We congratulate you on reaching 
And we toast your happiness — © John Walter Bratton
You've travelled through life together Enjoying years of wedded bliss We congratulate you on reaching And we toast your happiness
Money maketh man a tory, don't fire that assumption at me, I like toast as much as anyone but not for breakfast, dinner and tea
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
I worked as a waiter when I was 15 and got a chance to appreciate good, simple food. There's nothing better than a boiled egg with toast.
The privileges of the side-table included the small prerogatives of sitting next to the toast, and taking two cups of tea to other people's one.
I am not at all a chocoholic. I would rather eat anchovy toast.
I'm not the best at getting myself breakfast, but if I do, I'll normally have toast and marmalade.
My idea of a perfect breakfast would be French toast with sausages and tea.
I give you this toast: To the Hobbits. May they outlast the Sarumans and see spring again in the trees.
I never had a piece of toast particularly long and wide, But fell upon the sanded floor, And always on the buttered side. — © James Payn
I never had a piece of toast particularly long and wide, But fell upon the sanded floor, And always on the buttered side.
For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee.
I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear I like my toast done on one side.
If the world was ending, I think I would grab some Cinnamon Toast Crunch, a bunch of water, and I'd probably just... I'd probably go crazy.
Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew there was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too.
A hard core life I toast to ex flaw, therefore I live raw and went to war wit the law.
Beige is atmosphere. It's bisque, it's ivory, it's cream, it's stone, it's toast, it's cappuccino. It;s well, it's magic.
Sundays are great for a lie in, a read of the papers, a potter around at home and then brunch, which is normally cheese on toast!
Being with him was like toast and butter from the very beginning.
One last toast, to our friend, Owen Hart. We'll never forget you, buddy.
Even if I'm gone all day, breakfast is the one meal I always cook for my kids. I make French toast, oatmeal, or an egg burrito.
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
People like Prince or Madonna, they're kind of superhuman. You can't imagine them burning their toast, and there's something really exciting about that.
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