Top 1200 Twenty-Two Quotes & Sayings - Page 17

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.

I always liked co-ed events best so we have two men and two women on each team.

Every coin has two sides, just like most people have two faces.

Sometimes we feel we straddle two cultures; at other times, that we fall between two stools.

Do you know what friendship is?' he asked. 'Yes,' replied the gypsy; 'it is to be brother and sister; two souls which touch without mingling, two fingers on one hand.' 'And love?' pursued Gringoire. 'Oh! love!' said she, and her voice trembled, and her eye beamed. 'That is to be two and to be but one. A man and a woman mingled into one angel. It is heaven.

Two and two only supreme and luminously self-evident beings, myself and my Creator.

Whoever travels without a guide, needs two hundred years for a two-day journey.

The only gambling I do is on a Saturday afternoon when I might put on two wingers or two strikers.

I've never sued anybody, though there have been one or two occasions I've wanted to strangle one or two people.

We are amphibious creatures, weaponed for two elements, having two sets of faculties, the particular and the catholic.

Even though two and two might look like four, it could be three or five.

The two party system just means that the corporations cut two checks instead of one.

I've got cut half in two, once, and blowed up a time or two, but nothing permanent.

You always know after you are two. Two is the beginning of the end.

Two starving men cannot be twice as hungry as one; but two rascals can be ten times as vicious as one.

Creativity in science could be described as the act of putting two and two together to make five

Is it two? Three? Leave a good tip, Imma blow all my money and don't give two shits.

the two major parties too often present us with a choice of the evil of two lessers.

I work out two, two and a half hours a day.

I don't know what I'm going to be doing in two years or even in two weeks. I have to live for today.

Two tires fly. Two Wail. A bamboo grove, all chopped down From it, warring songs.

England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.

Two farewell gifts," Sadie muttered, "from two gorgeous guys. I hate my life.

Doubt everything at least once, even the sentence "Two times two is four."

People are meant to go through life two by two. ’Tain’t natural to be lonesome.

Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.

All chronic and degenerative diseases are caused by two and only two major problems, toxicity and deficiency.

What is a child, monsieur, but the image of two beings, the fruit of two sentiments spontaneously blended?

I was only in LA for two weeks when I got that job. And I didn't work again for two years.

Gossip is putting two and two together, and making it five.

Next year, Equality Now will celebrate - if that’s the word - will clock its twentieth year. Two decades of fighting the good fight, fighting the cause, and in case I haven’t been the clear, the cause is that one half of the human race is given the same basic equal rights that the other half enjoys. Or, not given. Given back. That is not a milestone, twenty years, that I intend to go unnoticed. I want to make some noise. I want to make a joyful noise, I want to make too much noise. I want the neighbors to complain. I’m tired of being polite about something that matters so much.

Two hopeful hearts, two lands apart. Together there's no end to what our dream can start.

What if two negatives make an affirmative ...does it follow that two nobodies shall be some body?

There are people who do not get to act after two films. I have been in the industry for over two decades.

If you really want to kill morale, have layoffs every two months for the next two years.

Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.

Probably right at the end of JAG, I would love to have a child or two. I ultimately want to have two kids.

Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.

The ideal time for writing a [television] script is four days, though sometimes it has to be two or three days depending on the deadline. If it's two days, sometimes there are things I see that don't work as well. If I have two weeks, the scripts get kind of flabby and lack the adrenaline that a sense of deadline fills you with.

I can put two and two together, you know. Do not think you are dealing with a man who has lost his grapes.

Two directors always come with two thought processes.

Love is the exchange of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.

Science and literature are not two things, but two sides of one thing.

I wasn't worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two million dollars.

I have a very close family. I have four older siblings: two brothers and two sisters.

Each marriage starts with two built-in handicaps. It involves two imperfect people.

I really wish it would only take two hours to make a two-hour movie.

Men cannot count, they do not know that two and two make four if women do not tell them so.

Kaylee, you're adding two and two and coming up with seven.

I'm the father of two boys and two girls, so I'm more an emotional wreck than a mushball.

The formula 'Two and two make five' is not without its attractions.

I've got two brothers and two sisters, so there's five of us and we're all very close, which is cool.

I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs and four-thousand hits.

Hardly any human being is capable of pursuing two professions or two arts rightly.

There are two instruments worse than a clarinet - two clarinets.

I could be two sets, two legs down but I wouldn't think that. I take each leg as it comes.

There are only two rules for being successful. One, figure out exactly what you want to do, and two, do it.

There are two sides, two players. One is light, the other is dark.

I was a guitar player in a band that had two keyboard players, sometimes two other guitarists, a bass player, and a drummer, four or five singers, and percussion. We did a two-and-a-half hour show where the music spanned from the early Sixties to the present. Whereas the David Lee Roth thing was like, Now. Very big and intense.

As Bertrand Russell once wrote, two plus two is four even in the interior of the sun.