Top 394 Underwear Quotes & Sayings - Page 3
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Last updated on November 18, 2024.
Media over here, coming to ya like a world premiere. Trench coat and my underwear, let's go with this freak show.
I usually write in my underwear, with a space heater running full blast, and three dogs sleeping at me feet.
Passwords are like underwear: you don’t let people see it, you should change it very often, and you shouldn’t share it with strangers.
I was just looking at a packet that had SpongeBob thong underwear, so it goes farther than I would imagine.
I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear.
Domesticity has to mean nesting. Otherwise, six months go by, and you don't know where your underwear is.
What would you pack for Armageddon? Sunscreen and shades? Flame-proof underwear? Maybe a travel guide to the Underworld?
Governments are like underwear. They start smelling pretty bad if you don't change them once in a while.
There's a boy who they call Pony! He's always acting gross and horny! He thinks he's got a lot down there, but he sure wears tiny underwear!
Chicken, yeah, that's me. I'd rather fight an old rogue-vamp in my underwear, with my bare hands, than deal with relationship problems.
She had the underwear of a thirteen-year-old, as well, he thought. He glanced back at her. But the shoes of a courtesan.
"I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"
Underwear. It's like a god damned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked.
I was 15 years old when I was in this band; we were called Stag. We used to wear spandex pants and no underwear - we looked like marbles smugglers.
A man in Thailand was arrested with more than 10,000 pairs of stolen underwear. Legal experts are expecting a brief trial.
The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink's shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets
What’s in that backpack, by the way? You’re always guarding it like it holds national security secrets or something. (Tory) Dirty underwear. (Acheron)
On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage... You start to think that you're Tom Jones.
I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers.
I've never been sent a lock of hair or anything like that, but I've gotten underwear with my face on it. That was weird.
Being the youngest of twelve kids and having your underwear handed down teaches you how to share.
My theory is that big underwear makes big girls look bigger.
After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.
You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.
Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna. Never will.
If you wait too long in Vegas, you end up with a chicken finger in your underwear.
No one has ever bought me underwear, and I'm a little bummed about that. Maybe it's not such a big deal any more.
My mother was right: When you've got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust.
So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
I sleep better knowing that a naked cork-eater is not sneaking around at night, stealing my underwear.
Messin with me, is like wearing cheese underwear down rat alley. Ollie Chandler in Deception
They were Jesuits," she told me. "That means they believe in God but not in terlet paper. You should have seen their underwear. Disgusting.
In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear.
I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush.
I'm very lazy when it comes to taking care of my underwear. I should hand wash it all, but I can't be bothered. So instead, I keep ruining stuff by putting it in the washing machine.
I never thought I'd be in a position where people would be talking about my sexuality and saying how good I look in underwear.
Women's sexy underwear is a minor but significant growth industry of late-twentieth-century Britain in the twilight of capitalism.
I'm an elderly gentleman. I haven't been in a fight involving bodily contact in 60 years. Look, I fall trying to put on my underwear in the morning.
I started stuffing wads of cash into my socks and underwear and quietly passed by the T.S.A. agents with a grin on my face and a sigh of relief.
There is only one thing that makes any one athlete better than another, his heart. We all put our underwear on feet first, so we are all human.
I'm superstitious ... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious.
All that running around in my underwear put money in my pockets. I can focus on working in interesting movies without having to worry about supporting myself.
My most famous commercial was for Fruit Of the Loom underwear. I took a lot of razzing from my classmates.
She asked me what type of contraceptive I use. Underwear. Keeping it on prevents pregnancy.
Who doesn't love a statement sock? I mean, we won't go in to details, but your underwear has to be bright, too.
Our underwear used to just be cotton, but we wanted to see if we could create something out of synthetics.
Our conception of 1950s underwear is a lovely vintage aesthetic, but actually, wearing stockings with no elastic and a girdle was heavy duty.
...there's no such thing as an underwear elf. Even when it goes missing, it's somewhere in the room. So make sure you find it." -- DARK OF NIGHT by Suzanne Brockmann
Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.
Wearing underwear on the outside of your clothes can turn a tedious trip to the store for a forgotten carton of milk into an amusement park romp.
That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that.
In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear.
Marcia was incredibly organized, obsessively neat ... I mean she folded her underwear like origami.
I do enjoy my solo time ... I want to stay home and do soundtracks and watch TV in my underwear with a keyboard on my lap and just be a couch potato.
He says he's a beautician and sells you nutrition, and keeps all your dead hair for making underwear.
The trouble with emergencies is," she said, "that I always put on my finest underwear and then nothing happens.
I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.
Idiotically, it occurred to me that my pink underwear didn’t match my purple bra, as if boys even notice such things.
When I lost my weight, I went and bought about 15 different types of underwear to see what would look good on my new body. It's exciting!
