Top 1200 Wedding Toast Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

When you hire a person to plan your wedding, this does not include securing the groom. Plan to get married on Friday the 13th. In years to come this will make it much easier to explain why things turned out badly. To look beautiful at your wedding, take time to plan it. It took me a long time to find two ugly bridesmaids and a frumpy little flower girl.

I was a great believer in hot buttered toast at all hours of the day.

I love breakfast, and I don't see any reason it has to be cereal and eggs and toast.

I'd catch moonlight in a bottle, if we could drink a toast to happiness.

A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.

I told her that I can't be doing with the Wonder part of these trips, but she said it should be the icing on the cake... I've never liked wedding cake due to the amount of icing, but then imagine a wedding cake without it; just a dark, stodgy, horrible dry sponge. The icing covers up the mess, and that's how I feel about most of the Wonders. They use them to get people to visit a place that you probably wouldn't think about visiting.

Don't make your wedding a pleasant memory in this life but a source of misery in the next. Make it an eternally good memory. In trying to have a halal wedding, you might sacrifice many relationships but the opposite might mean sacrificing the only relationship that will matter in the hereafter for a bunch of people who don't even really care about you. Don't make one night the cause of your regret for an eternity.

Our brains are not capable of comprehending the infinite so, instead, we ignore it and eat cheese on toast.

Wooing, wedding, and repenting is as a Scotch jig, a measure, and a cinque-pace: the first suit is hot and hasty like a Scotch jig--and full as fantastical; the wedding, mannerly modest, as a measure, full of state and ancientry; and then comes repentance and with his bad legs falls into the cinque-pace faster and faster, till he sink into his grave.

Do not waste your time on light, weak, milk­toast ministries and books

In the morning, I'll usually do eggs and toast, but at night I keep it all protein.

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody.

Being from California, avocado toast is very popular in our house. We have it almost every morning.

The only decisions I'm making at the moment are whether I have tea, coffee, toast or cornflakes in the morning.

Being with him was like toast and butter from the very beginning.

Few people arise in the morning as hungry for God as they are for cornflakes or toast and eggs.

You are thirty minutes late." "Yes." "Would you be thirty minutes late to a wedding or a funeral?" "No." "Why not, pray tell?" "Well, if the funeral was mine I'd have to be on time. If the wedding was mine it would be my funeral.

Unbuttered toast is a substance half complete, and to be forced to eat it in that state is necessarily to feel deprived.

I am not at all a chocoholic. I would rather eat anchovy toast.

The noise from good toast should reverberate in the head like the thunder of July.

I'm not the bake-sale-mom type - though once in a while, I'll make challah French toast for my sons.

Being in a band didn't buy me my beans on toast!

I think avocado toast is the best ever. It's my favorite.

I don't like toast... the black stuff gets in my teeth.

Of what value is a civilization that can't toast a piece of bread as ordered?

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

If the Internet turns out not to be the future of computing, we're toast. But if it is, we're golden.

If you can’t out iterate someone who is trying to copy you, you’re toast anyway.

To switch lads and lassies from quickie ceremonies back to the catered works in to-be-worm-only-once white dresses, the [wedding] garment producers have turned to sociology. Through statistics as carefully laid out as a bridal train, they are establishing a correlation showing a higher divorce rate for the informally gowned.... They may just have something there.... If a bride has sunk a bunk of savings into a dress she can't use again in a second wedding, she might think twice about having a second.

I'm not the best at getting myself breakfast, but if I do, I'll normally have toast and marmalade.

The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all the same; so we might as well dress them that way. That's why a wedding is like the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride and some guy. The tuxedo is a wedding safety device, created by women because they know that men are undependable. So in case the groom chickens out, everybody just takes one step over, and she marries the next guy.

One last toast, to our friend, Owen Hart. We'll never forget you, buddy.

Let's have a toast - to the future generation of consumers, however many heads or assholes they have!

We'll laugh and toast to nothing, and smash our empty glasses down.

Don't hit the person across from you with bits of toast, And don't, when dinner is nearly through, say 'Who's the host' It isn't done.

What you create doesn’t have to be perfect. So what if the eggs are greasy or the toast is burned? Don’t let fear of failure discourage you.

We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear I like my toast done on one side.

A hard core life I toast to ex flaw, therefore I live raw and went to war wit the law.

That I survived the Holocaust and went on to love beautiful girls, to talk, to write, to have toast and tea and live my life - that is what is abnormal.

In the mornings, I usually have four eggs, five pieces of bacon, some toast, and two protein shakes.

There is nothing more depressing than toast that no one eats.

There's gonna be a general lack of toast in the neighborhood this morning.

For breakfast, I'll have some oatmeal, avocado toast, and a shake.

My idea of a perfect breakfast would be French toast with sausages and tea.

Young people: marry simply, start your life, and party later. Think of how much babysitting for your future colicky baby you could buy with that wedding budget. Think of how much marriage therapy you could buy. Invest in your marriage, not your wedding.

I cannot cook to save my life - I microwave everything or it's simply scrambled eggs on toast.

I don't want to take up space with another avocado toast.

I give you this toast: To the Hobbits. May they outlast the Sarumans and see spring again in the trees.

There's a character that I play onstage, and I can't let him loose in the supermarket when I'm buying my beans on toast.

I think that the best day will be when we no longer talk about being gay or straight - it's not a 'gay wedding,' it's just a 'wedding'... It's not a 'gay marriage,' it's just 'a marriage.' It's not a 'black man' or 'white woman,' it's just 'a man' and 'a woman,' or 'a human' and 'a human.' I'd just like to get to that.

To set but a low value upon toast is to expose one's deficiencies in right appreciation.

There's a beauty shop companion called School of Beauty, School of Culture at the Birmingham Museum of Art. I got an email that said a couple had a guerrilla wedding in front of that picture. They slipped into the museum with a preacher and had their wedding ceremony in front of it. It turns out that the woman is a beautician and the man is a barber, they had seen that picture, and they said it was the perfect place to get married.

This wasn't because he liked me, I was sure. It had more to do with him banking on what we of wedding age had all become witnesses to-how during these wedding weekends, single women, feeling a little lonely, maybe, or just feeling a little too far from being the bride, found themselves loosening their own rules, opting to be more flexible, more quickly.

I have a lot of tea in the morning. I always have toast and peanut butter.

I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.

What I love about 'Toast' is that there's always new stuff you can do with him.

Beige is atmosphere. It's bisque, it's ivory, it's cream, it's stone, it's toast, it's cappuccino. It;s well, it's magic.