Top 1200 You Make Me Laugh Quotes & Sayings - Page 16

I was quite a shy kid, but I was quite funny at school, and I was really into art. In our class, there were two of us who were good at drawing, and my teacher was like, 'He's going to make a wonderful artist one day, and Noel can make everyone laugh.'

What heartens me is to see '30 Rock' on the air. It makes me laugh from my gut, which I really like to do.

The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.

I remember when I got my Equity card doing the Scottish play at the Public Theater with Angela Bassett and Alec Baldwin. Alec thought I should just be Butler Harner, but I thought it would make people laugh if they had to call me Butler.

The job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but a lot of my interests are in politics so I'm going to use that.

I learned from Roger Rabbit that if you make people laugh, they'll do anything for you - which is almost true.

I have cried even when the laugh did choke me. But no more think that I am all sorry when I cry, for the laugh he come just the same. Keep it always with you that laughter who knock at your door and say, ‘May I come in?’ is not true laughter. No! He is a king, and he come when and how he like. He ask no person, he choose no time of suitability. He say, ‘I am here.

The only way I could get comfortable around people was to make them laugh.

The sermon which does not lead to Christ, or of which Jesus Christ is not the top and the bottom, is a sort of sermon that will make the devils in hell laugh, but make the angels of God weep.

Dad made me laugh a lot. He was a real comedian. He had a real sarcastic sense of humour, he could really make a fool out of people. I have to watch it a little bit, because I caught that habit from him. I was really fond of him. He was my idol.

Some of my friends laugh at me and tell me I'm far too working-class about my childcare, but I refuse to have a nanny.

To be able to laugh and to be merciful are the only things that make man better than the beast

Why wait for reasons to laugh? Life as it is should be reason enough to laugh. It is so absurd, it is so ridiculous. It is so beautiful, so wonderful! It is all sorts of things together. It is a great cosmic jok?.

My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.

One of the biggest misconceptions about me is that I'm a comedian, which I'm not. A comedian is someone who can stand up in front of an audience and make you laugh. I've never done stand-up and I never will. I'm a comic actor. My comedy comes through my characters.

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.

It's much easier to write a solemn book than a funny book. It's harder to make people laugh than it is to make them cry. People are always on the verge of tears.

My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.

I don't mind being goofy and silly. I love to make people laugh and I'm not self-conscious.

Not saying that we are realer than most people, but because Chi is so segregated, first of all, we have to be diverse comedians and be able to make a lot of different people laugh. And Chicago comics, we're OK with who we are in our truth. That stems from Bernie Mac and a lot of other greats who came before me.

Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh.

Everybody loves good humour and in movies, we are in search of things that make viewers laugh.

As a kid, I was always the jokester. I was telling stories at dinner and trying to make people laugh.

Down deep in His heart God is a comedian who loves to make us laugh.

If written with enough care and thoughtfulness, a joke can make you laugh at a belief you hold dear.

When you gather up all the balls of life that you try to juggle, it is a very difficult thing to try to focus in on taking good care of yourself. But that's why God invented me - so I can come and teach and preach and make people laugh and give them some education so they can start liking themselves better.

Ronnie Barker was a straightforward man who had this extraordinary ability to make the nation laugh

I don't believe there is any finer mission on Earth than just to make people laugh.

Steve Howey is probably the funniest man in Hollywood. For real. He is just that person that can make you laugh at all times.

If you can jump up onstage and make people laugh, shouldn't you also be able to inhabit a character?

O, my past years in Rangoon are spectres to haunt my soul; and they seem to laugh at me as they shake the chains they have riveted on me.

Great teaching - just plain old knock 'em dead, get it right, make 'em laugh, make 'em wonder instruction - is always going to be rare. Good teachers abound. Great ones are special.

“Well," Isaid finally, knowing he was waiting, “you make me laugh.” He nodded. “And?” “You're pretty good-looking." ""Pretty good-looking? I called you beautiful." "You want to be beautiful?" I asked him. "Are you saying I'm not?"

Every word was a singing sparrow, a magic trick, a truffle for me. The words made me laugh in delight.

There are so many beautiful girls around that after a while you start looking for someone who can make you laugh

I just want to spend the rest of my life with someone who makes me smile, laugh, feel special, and supports me.

I always danced with my father in the living room. He did lifts with me, and he would twirl me around, and we'd laugh and giggle.

I think there is something very nice about going to work to try to make people laugh.

my 6 foot goddess makes me laugh the laughter of the mutilated who still need love... she has saved me from everything that is not here

I'm sporty, active, bubbly, I like to make people laugh... I'm the jokester. But I'm also very traditional.

Ponder, your comedies are woeful chaff: Write tragedies, when you would make us laugh.

The real good comedians, like Chaplin, would make you laugh and a second later, cry

I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.

I'm generally not interested in Shakespeare or 'Broadchurch'. I only want to make people laugh, really.

A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.

The Chinese government wants me to say that for many centuries Tibet has been part of China. Even if I make that statement, many people would just laugh. And my statement will not change past history. History is history.

I think a lot of people go into filmmaking thinking, "How can I make a career?" And so when they make their first film, they make it thinking, "Well, this'll be the one that gets me to the place where I can make the second film the way I want to make it, and that'll get me to the place where I can make $100 million on the third film." And I thought, "Well, if I put sustainability at the bottom of my priority list, then what opportunities is that going to free me up to pursue?" And that's what I've always done.

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

Acting is like free therapy! Trying to make people laugh or cry can be inspiring.

There is nothing that I'm more compelled to do than get up in front of a crowd and make people laugh.

To take a gloomy view of life is not part of my philosophy; to laugh at the idiocies of my fellow creatures is. However, at this particular moment I cannot find so much to laugh at as I would like.

I will always need my son, no matter what age I am. My son has made me laugh, made me proud, made me cry, seen me cry, hugged me tight, seen me fail, cheered me up, kept me on my toes, and at times driven me crazy, But my son is a promise that I will have a friend forever!

A thing that makes me laugh is, any time I go to the legitimate doctor, they call me Dr. Halstead.

My favorite saying is, 'If you want to make god laugh, tell him about your plans.'

I love the fact that I'm having an opportunity to make people laugh and you actually get to hear it.

I have come to the conclusion there is no point making anything if you're not going to make people laugh and cry.

I get more satisfaction out of comedy stuff. I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.

You can spill drinks on me, even spit on me. I'll just laugh about it. But If you dare to hurt my friends... I WON'T FORGIVE YOU!

All relationships are complicated in some way - you fight, you make up, you laugh, you get angry. It happens.