A Quote by Woody Allen
Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.
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Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
Spending time in a church does not make you religious, any more than spending time in a garage makes you a car.
Nothing makes people in the church more angry than grace. It's ironic: we stumble into a party we weren't invited to and find the uninvited standing at the door making sure no other uninviteds get in.
Nothing in the church makes people in the church more angry than grace. It's ironic: we stumble into a party we weren't invited to and find the uninvited standing at the door making sure no other uninviteds get in. Then a strange phenomenon occurs: as soon as we are included in the party because of Jesus' irresponsible love, we decide to make grace "more responsible" by becoming self-appointed Kingdom Monitors, guarding the kingdom of God, keeping the riffraff out (which, as I understand it, are who the kingdom of God is supposed to include).
Just because you go to church doesn't mean you're a Christian. I can go sit in the garage all day and it doesn't make me a car
Standing, standing, standing - why do I have to stand all the time? That is the main characteristic of social Washington.
Even when we were standing in church and I was getting ready to take my vow I can remember wishing that you were standing there instead of him.
I'm standing up for the right of self-determination. I'm standing up for our territory. I'm standing up for our people. I'm standing up for international law. I'm standing up for all those territories - those small territories and peoples the world over - who, if someone doesn't stand up and say to an invader 'enough, stop', would be at risk.
Christian faith is a grand cathedral, with divinely pictured windows. Standing without, you see no glory, nor can possibly imagine any; standing within, every ray of light reveals a harmony of unspeakable splendors.
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
Standing around the grill is fine, but I like to have my friends come in and out of the house. Movement makes the party more exciting.
Fathering makes a man, whatever his standing in the eyes of the world, feel strong and good and important, just as he makes his child feel loved and valued.
A church in the land without the Spirit is rather a curse than a blessing. If you have not the Spirit of God, Christian worker, remember that you stand in somebody else's way; you are a fruitless tree standing where a fruitful tree might grow.
I couldn't be more proud to be standing with Donald Trump, who is standing for the right to life.
In my church body, there is a ton of standing, sitting, and kneeling during worship. We're always on the move, kneeling for the confession of sins, bowing toward the processional cross, and always standing at the mention of the Triune God.
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